Need help for a hung-over friend

[WilliamPitt]

A friend of mine had to go out last night with one of her bosses, who kept her out too late, and she drank too much. She is at her desk this morning wishing for death. If you have any links to any funny stuff, please post it here so I can send her a 'care package' to get her through the day. :)

Thanks.

[fudge stripe cookays]

1. Here ya go Will.

Mexican folks swear by menudo. Here's a handy recipe to include:

http://www.vivacincodemayo.org/recipe.htm

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. I too, swear by Menudo.

Or at least I did, until I was hit with those Corrupting Minors and Public Disorder charges.

[Padraig18]

2. Go buy her a quart of orange juice and a liter of water.

replacing the lost Vitamin C and rehydration of her brain are the only cures.

:)

[GOPisEvil]

3. How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

:-)

[jeff30997]

12. That line is from Weird Science isn't it ?

I haven't seen this movie for almost 20 years. And i thought i had a bad memory!

[GOPisEvil]

14. You are correct!

Weird Science, 1985.

[jeff30997]

24. Cool movie.

[lil-petunia]

13. GOPisEvil is Evil

[fudge stripe cookays]

4. More stuff....

http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/hangover/hangover.html

[VelmaD]

6. Send her here

http://www.ishouldbeworking.com

or here:
http://www.kissmyfreckledassbye.com/main.html

or here:
http://www.humorscope.com/

or here:
http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

or if she's really feeling braindead and needs a smile:
http://www.urban75.com/Mag/bubble.html

Keeps me endlessly amused on long days at work.


Hope these help. :)

[WilliamPitt]

10. Perfect

:)

[VelmaD]

16. That's me...

practically perfect in every way. ;)

If she gets through those and is still hungover and headachey at work later in the day...just gimme a holler and I can dig up more. :)

[Kadie]

7. Tell her to try this next time

Now Bar-Hoppers Can Inhale Liquor Instead Of Drinking It


Now Bar-Hoppers Can Inhale Liquor Instead Of Drinking It
Machine Combines Alcohol, Oxygen

POSTED: 2:31 pm EDT August 19, 2004

NEW YORK -- A new machine that allows bar-hoppers to inhale liquor instead of drinking it is set to make its debut in New York City Friday night.

There's already an effort to get it banned.

The machine combines alcohol and oxygen to create an inhalable alcoholic mist.

It's called Alcohol Without Liquid -- or AWOL -- and it's already available in Europe and Asia. Its American distributor, Spirit Partners, is touting it as a low-carb, low-calorie and hangover-free alternative to drinking.

The company says AWOL sends alcohol into the bloodstream faster than drinking, resulting in a quick buzz. But it also says the level of alcohol in the body after AWOL use is lower than for traditional drinkers.

http://www.thekcrachannel.com/news/3666823/detail.html

[Kadie]

11. and for a little funny....

[jeff30997]

17. AWOL ? LOL !

[WilliamPitt]

8. LET ME BE CLEAR

She's at work, so she won't be able to brew up any home cures for her hangover.

What I'm looking for is funny clips of people falling down, slapstick stuff, etc., just to keep her giggling through the headache today. :)

[MuseRider]

9. Thanks to DU

and a lot of thanks to you. Here is my compilation of jokes from the other day.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1553864

[tomreedtoon]

15. A serious suggestion:

If she can possibly get ahold of some medical oxygen - even just for a few minutes - it will help her recover. It's generally not legal to posess it without a prescription, but a bartender once swore to me that he kept a bottle or two behind the bar for just such emergencies. Perhaps she can find a friendly physician.

And then, if this is a recurring problem, a nearby chapter of AA.

[sam sarrha]

18. buy her a self help book on Self Asertiveness, all she needed to do was

say .. I have to go now, thank you..bla bla bla... i have to work tomorrow... or what ever is necessary to get away from the pig.

[Divernan]

21. Or just order non-alcoholic drinks.

NT

[SoDesuKa]

19. A Double Shot

A double shot will settle her withdrawal symptoms. It's not a good idea to do this regularly. From your statement, she doesn't usually party hearty late at night.

No reason for her to suffer.

[TX-RAT]

20. Tomato juice, 1 raw egg, 1 tea spoon Tabasco.

Mix throughly, must be drank quickly.
End results- Your stomach will make a immediate decision.
Either way, your gonna feel better.

[Skittles]

22. Offer to get her a chili cheese dog

ensure she doesn't pull such a silly stunt ever again. :D

[cmf]

23. Two hashbrowns

and an Hi-C Orange from McDonalds with two Tylenol. Got me through college.

[Generic Other]

25. So what condition you in Will?

Also nursing one here. Owww...