Worst song lyrics of all time.

[blue neen]

I nominate "MacArthur Park"

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can TAKE it!
'cause it took so long to BAKE it!
And I'll never have that recipe againnn...
Oh NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[NightTrain]

1. Paul Carrack: "I need you like a pool needs a cue."

:wtf:

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Wildfire....good song til they get to the "Killing frost"

...which normally doesn't kill horses and girls, but PLANTS!

[blue neen]

3. Yeah, that 's a bitch if you're a tomato, huh?

[Liberal Veteran]

4. And apparently Wildfire and her owner were both tomatoes...

...to have died such a horrible death in a killing frost.

[yellowcanine]

5. Ohio Express: Yummy Yummy Yummy

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy
By: Ohio Express
(Arthur Resnick - Joey Levine)
Lead Singer: Joey Levine
1968

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
And I feel like a-lovin you
Love, you're such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And it's just a-what I'm gonna do

Ooh love to hold ya
Ooh love to kiss ya
Ooh love I love it so
Ooh love you're sweeter
Sweeter than sugar
Ooh love
I wont let you go

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
And as silly as it may seem
The lovin' that you re giving
Is what keeps me livin'
And your love is like peaches and cream

Kind-a like sugar
Kind-a like spices
Kind-a like, like what you do
Kind-a sounds funny
But your love honey
And honey, I love you

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da
Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
That your love can satisfy
Love, you're such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And sweet thing, that ain't no lie

I love to hold ya
I love to kiss ya
Ooh love, I love it so
Ooh love, you're sweeter
Sweeter than sugar
Ooh love, I wont let you go

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da
Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Sweet thing, yummy yummy
Sweet thing
Sweet thing, yummy yummy
Sweet thing

[shawmut]

6. Neil Diamond - I Am I Said

I am, I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair

[kodi]

7. vermin erotica.......muskrat love

ever hear a good song about animals screwing?

[blue neen]

9. Muskrat Susie and Muskrat Sam

Rodents having sex.

[Taverner]

8. Horse With No Name

[Reciprocity]

10. Bang a Gong

Well you're dirty and sweet, clad in black
Don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth of a hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl.

Chorus:
Get it on, bang the gong , get it on
Get it on, bang the gong, get it on

You're built like a car, you've got a hub cap diamond star halo
You're built like a car, oh yeah
You're an untamed youth that's the truth with your cloak full of eagles
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl.

Repeat chorus

You're windy and wild, you've got the blues in your shoes and your
stockings
You're windy and wild, oh yeah
You're built like a car, you've got a hub cap diamond star halo
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl.

Repeat chorus

You're dirty and sweet, clad in black, don't look back
And I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
You dance when you walk so let's dance, take a chance, understand me
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl.

[blue neen]

11. I could never figure out what that guy was singing!

Now, I know...it IS bad!

[democrat in Tallahassee]

12. I second and third Mcarthur Park