So You Love Chris Matthews Now? [DISCLAIMER: GRAPHIC CONTENT]

[Placebo]

Print this up, frame it, and put it next to your bed!

[King of New Orleans]

1. Let's not get carried away

eom

[MuseRider]

3. I was going to say.... n/t

[Misunderestimator]

2. Well, I definitely won't go that far... but I AM impressed with MSNBC

lately... At least I know which station I will watch (if I watch) for the Republican Convention.

[Kierkegaard]

4. Ummmm,

jury's still out. He definitely gets some brownie points for debunking the swifty assholes and doing a bitchectomy on Michelle Malkin. Props to Chris!

[TheDebbieDee]

5. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRrrrrrrrggggghhhh!!!!!!!!

My eyes...............My eyes!!!!!!!!!

[Myrina]

6. Oh dear Goddess that's frightening !!!

Your thread should have a disclaimer warning !!!

:eyes:

[elperromagico]

7. Oh yeah baby.

That's the stuff. :P

[peekaloo]

8. I usually watch his Sunday morning ABC show

It'll be interesting to see if he's "dressing to the left" tomorrow. }(

[MichelleMalkin]

9. Can you make that life-sized

I wanna put it on the other side of my bed.

[Placebo]

10. HA, you're like the girlfriend who gets beaten by her boyfriend, Malkin...

you just keep crawling back for more :smoke:

[Rowdyboy]

11. Give Chrissy a week and he'll be sucking

Swiftboat sacs again. I'll never trust him. Don't misunderstand....I appreciate what he's done THIS WEEK but what about the last 5 years or so? It'll take a lot more before I begin to forgive him.

[MrScorpio]

12. Before we all drop to our knees to give Tweety a hummer, I have a morale

This woman was walking in a blizzard during the coldest of winter, when she happened upon a frozen snake.

She took pity on the poor creature and gathered it up to take it home. In her home, she sat the snake by her warm and cozy fireplace in order to revive the creature.

Miraculously, it did come back to life and that made her very happy. She decided to keep the creature in her home, because she surely new that if she released it, it would freeze again. So over the next few days she nursed and fed the snake and made a cozy bed for it in a cage and showed it love and attention.

One day after having cared for the snake for several weeks, she picked up it and held it close to her bosom to sing it a song.

Then it bit her.

Little did she know that the snake was a poisonous breed whose venom was particularly deadly.

She screamed and said to the snake,"My god! Why did you bite me?"

The snake then looked up at her and said, "Why are you asking me that?"

Feeling the tightness in her chest she replies, "Because, I saved your life and cared for you and in repaying me, you've bit me now I'm going to die."

The snake smiled and said, "Well, the answer is simple, you stupid bitch. Now listen closely before you die. I couldn't help it, it's my nature."

My point is watch your ass around Tweety. I'm willing to let him cut loose on these lying assholes from Smearboats and Wicked Witch Malkin, but I'll be sure as fucked is I trust him. He's committed the same behavior toward our side when we were in the right.

I've got my theory about why he's doing this, but that's for anthother time