Okay, enough of this moping around

[HEyHEY]

Let's play "Cheer up HEyHEY before he loses his mind"

GO!

[NightTrain]

1. Two freepers walk into a liquor store.

The DUer behind them uses the front entrance. :silly:

[HEyHEY]

2. hehe

[tigereye]

3. ah I see great things in the future for you, HeyHey

a beautiful, mysterious dark- haired woman, holding a glass of fine Canadian whiskey, the keys to a Prius ( or some other progressive car) as well as a copy of On the Road ( or Proust or Hemingway -sorry, I don't know anything about your literary predilections). And then you ride off into the sunset together to interview Chomsky or _ interesting person of your choice. (Cripe, I'm ready for a car ad at this rate)

Hope things improve. :hi:

[Shananigans]

4. You are one of my favorite DU-ers :)

Not that me telling you this would really cheer you up, but still...

Think happy thoughts...like...about all the exercise you will get now ;)

[CanuckAmok]

5. Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad...

Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing your life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best,
And.....
Always look on the bright side of life.

Always look on the light side of life.

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.

Always look on the right side of life,

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...
Always look on the bright side of death,

Just before you draw your terminal breath.

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.

Always look on the right side of life.

Always look on the bright side of life!

Always look on the bright side of life!

Always look on the bright side of life!

Always look on the bright side of life!

Always look on the bright side of life!

Always look on the bright side of life!

Always look on the bright side of life!

Always look on the bright side of life!

[Guy Fawkes]

6. Once apon a time...

there was this really ugly duckling. He was so ugly, that everybody died. The end.

[LastKnight]

7. i enjoy your posts...

you are a lounge spaz with a brain, you can bs with the best of us without being too serious, but when it comes down to it you know your shit.

late night wouldnt be the same without you. and your little bear too.

-LK

[CanuckAmok]

8. Plus your mom is smokin' hot. Especially after sex.

n/t

[LastKnight]

9. if shes smokin hot after sex, whats the point? nt

[Dastard Stepchild]

10. You've prolly seen it...

but the Canadian World Domination site is always good for a smile.
http://cwd.ptbcanadian.com/index2.html