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Mon Aug-23-04 05:26 AM
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Bible Study Group Meets at Hooters |
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:wtf: Just saw it on CNN. Wow... how appropriate to bring young people to such an enlightened environment for their studies. They can objectify women at the same time as they learn about how Christian it is to do so. http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/religion/040814/meet.shtml
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Mon Aug-23-04 05:32 AM
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1. Why don't they just hold it on a brothel... |
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Mon Aug-23-04 05:37 AM
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2. Reminds me of a joke... |
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Anglicans don't recognize the pope. Catholics don't recognize the Anglicans. Mormons don't recognize the Catholics. and baptists don't recognize each other at Hooters or the liquor store.
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Mon Aug-23-04 05:45 AM
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3. Reaching the lost... LOL |
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"We're about reaching the lost, and I think we're called to do that," he {Rick Lamborn} said. "Our attitude is to go where the unchurched and the de-churched are."
DE-CHURCHED... is de-churching like de-planing? And don't they do it every Sunday when they leave church? :shrug:
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Mon Aug-23-04 10:48 AM
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4. Kick for the Hooters Bible Thumpers |
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Mon Aug-23-04 10:50 AM
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5. good excuse to tell your wife..... |
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Mon Aug-23-04 10:53 AM
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6. Probably a stupid question.. |
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Is "Hooters" what I think it is, a chain of top-less bars?
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Mon Aug-23-04 10:55 AM
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8. A chain of restaurant/bars that have scantilly clad waitresses... |
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known for their large breasts. A very sexist place indeed, with which I personally wouldn't have any problem if they hired similarly scantilly clad waiters.
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Mon Aug-23-04 10:55 AM
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but barely enough clothes on to cover things.
I'm wondering, do the Hooters have a happy hour to coincide with the preaching?
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Mon Aug-23-04 10:58 AM
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12. And not that I've ever been there |
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but the waitresses with their large bosoms and their half-t-shirts have to reach way up high to place orders on the spinnyroundy thing.
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Mon Aug-23-04 10:58 AM
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13. Happy Hour... good point.... and YES they do have Happy Hour |
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Mon Aug-23-04 10:54 AM
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7. Maybe they were reading the Song of Solomon, and needed some |
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audio-visual aids to fully grasp the meaning of the verse!
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Mon Aug-23-04 10:56 AM
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Thank you, Misunderestimator. That made my mornin. :D
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Mon Aug-23-04 10:57 AM
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11. "And GOD said, 'Let there be orange hotpants and tie-tops.'" |
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Mon Aug-23-04 10:59 AM
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14. Well, the waitstaff CAN be visual proof of a supreme being. |
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Mon Aug-23-04 10:59 AM
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15. Hardeeharhar... silly |
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Mon Aug-23-04 11:01 AM
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16. It's "THE PASSION OF THE BOOTY!!!!!" |
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Mon Aug-23-04 11:05 AM
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Mon Aug-23-04 11:02 AM
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They only go there for the hot wings...
And if you believe that...I have a big white house in Washington I'll sell ya CHEAP. Duckie
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Mon Aug-23-04 11:03 AM
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18. Said Rogers: "It's something Jesus would've done ..." Well, alrighty |
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then! Thanks for clearing that up, Mr. Rogers. It is always good to know what Jesus would have done. And Mary Magdalene would have worked in the Bethlehem Hooters as a server, no doubt. Do these guys ever listen to themselves?
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Mon Aug-23-04 11:12 AM
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21. Yep... They're wrong about what Jesus would have done... |
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He would have gone to homeless shelters and soup kitchens. These people are such hypocrites.
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Mon Aug-23-04 11:04 AM
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19. And they also read Playboy for the articles. |
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Mon Aug-23-04 11:15 AM
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22. I'll be the first to confess: They do have great hotwings |
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But I only get them if someone else is going there and picking up take-out.
Is it me or is that guy in the picture glancing downwards?
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Mon Aug-23-04 11:22 AM
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This is classic. Seriously, the Onion wouldn't even make this up because it's too trite. :D
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