Butt Paste Filling Pharmacist's Pockets

[matcom]

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COVINGTON, La. -- Retired Louisiana pharmacist George Boudreaux has a healthy bottom line -- thanks to Boudreaux's Butt Paste.

He developed the concoction as a treatment for diaper rash. But Boudreaux's Butt Paste has plenty of grown-up fans. He said it's good for chapped lips, skin and heat rashes, and jock itch, too.

A tongue-in-cheek feature on ESPN suggested the paste was partially responsible for Louisiana State's jock-itch-free championship football season.

Boudreaux knows the promotional value of a good name. He said no one would be talking about his treatment if he had called it George's Diaper Cream. Boudreaux's Butt Paste is going nation-wide. He now has distribution deals with Wal-Mart, Target and Walgreen's.

http://www.wftv.com/health/3672841/detail.html

[sam sarrha]

1. I saw can of pink Play Dough with a lable ..."Butt Crack Putty", Saturday

Night Live did a great skit on it..... just say no to 'Crack'.

[underpants]

2. Oh I see-I was thinking

There going to be a lot explaining to do when he gets home. :bounce:

[Goldom]

3. It can't be a good sign (for your sake)

That, upon seeing the thread title, I knew who posted it before I even looked ;-)

[matcom]

4. oh, but it IS a good sign!

:D

:bounce:

[markus]

5. Our Ped in DC used the same term

and the pharmacy in the same building had it mixed up in bulk.

Great stuff.

(This was the Pediatricians in a building on Penn SE somewhere on Capitol Hill. Great doctors, BTW if you're in the neighborhood and looking for a pediatrician, and they're still there (this was 10 years ago).

[yellowcanine]

6. I for one am NOT going to put something called "Butt Paste" on my lips.

I am not a high maintenance guy, but I do have my standards. Now, Bag Balm - that's something else entirely. That shit is great stuff!