"Box turtles for truth"

[stellanoir]

Sorry but I was really missing all those box turtle threads.

So wandering aimlessly in my bucollc setting, I happened upon a box turtle who was completely riddled with angst. I actually had a conversation with him.

He was totally depressed and said that despite earlier scandalous and scurilous allegations, he needed to make one thing crystally clear. That he'd never, even in a gazillion lifetimes, had ever considered fornicating with any one of us of either gender.

He furthered that the toxins in the environment that had increased so much over the past 3 + years, they had really made him nauseous, quite ill, and that he was sadly contemplating suicide.

He recommended that we could only redeem our society by renouncing greed, nihilism, irreverant sexuality, by never denouncing anyone who had dedicated their life to selfless service, littering less, never violating the Geneva Conventions, never electing idiotic leaders, stop being so dependent on non renewable fossil fuels, and starting a cult in total devotion to his honor.

Join "box turtles for truth" by merely surrendering all your worldly assets for this good, worthy, and truly noble cause.

n/l