Is it okay to spank me?

[Deja Q]

Well?

(to clarify: Read the choices as if YOU were speaking them. #s 4 and 6 refer to me. :7 )

[DarkPhenyx]

1. Yes, but only if...

...it's someone of the opposite sex, and it isn't your Cocker Spanial or other non-human pet.

[Deja Q]

2. I'd never spank an animal, but that means I can only spank

women (as I am a man?)

I'm a homo and quite a happy one. I'm as queer as a 67 cent piece and you want me to spank a chick?! No way! I might get cooties! :crazy: :D

[DarkPhenyx]

7. Well then...

...no it isn't ok then. Sorry. The Bush has spoken.

[steph_in_az]

3. only with sex on your mind

otherwise it's fruitless...

[Deja Q]

4. As Bill Cosby once said... (and a flaw of Biblical proportions...)

'Adam and Eve were fruitful... and they made two fruits!'

Which is true. I remember the Book of Genesis (tm) saying Adam and Eve had two sons. One killed the other. (of course, I don't recall reading where they had more sons or how humanity managed to expand, but the basic truth is that if we all go by the Bible, we ALL practice incest...)

Now if Cain and Abel had a sister or someone else, they may not have been fruits as Bill Cosby, or indeed Mr. Roper, would say. :-)

[Fovea]

5. I don't know,

have you been particularly bad?

And is this a case of corporeal punishment, or private matters?

[Deja Q]

6. I'll let you know!

O8)