Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

[htuttle]

1. It Depends

Did His face show up on the tortilla?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. Hmmmmm

[Deja Q]

5. That's not Jesus, that's General Zod!

[Deja Q]

4. That's not Jesus! That's John Lennon!

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

3. The question is flawed,

because the idea of a burrito being too hot for Jesus to eat is an impossibility, because He is all powerful. He could eat a ball of pure lava if he wanted to. Wait, I took that too seriously, didn't I?

[GiovanniC]

10. If Jesus Cannot Make a Burrito So Hot He Cannot Eat It

Then He is not all-powerful, since nothing should be impossible for Him.

[Throckmorton]

14. Holy Russell's Paradox Batman,

I wonder how he would handle the book index problem.

[JVS]

13. A man who died from crucifixion could never handle pure lava

[redqueen]

6. Mmmmmmm.... burritos....

*drool*

[matcom]

7. bean or beef?

its important

[WilliamPitt]

8. Shouldn't your headline read 'He Himself'?

[Bunny]

9. Yes, because Jesus was "only human".

He may have been part of the Holy Trinity, but Jesus suffered as all humans suffer. Now God, that's a different story. He's an Almighty Fella, there ain't nothing he couldn't eat, no matter how hot!

[JVS]

11. Yes

[terrya]

12. I'm just an ordinary mortal. I can't presume to know what He would do.

It's just beyond my abilities.

[yellowcanine]

15. I believe I am correct that burritos weren't invented until the 16th

century by a Spanish priest in Old Mexico. So no, Jesus could not have done that. (Not to mention that he didn't have an adapter to allow a U.S. microwave to fit an Israeli electrical outlet).

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. Couldn't Jesus fire the microradiowaves from his eyes?

The date thing HAS got me stumped tho

[kiahzero]

17. Begging the question - you presume limitations on omnipotence

The question, "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it" (and its relative, "Could God create a boulder so large that He Himself could not lift it") presume that there is a finite limit on the capacity of an omnipotent being to do something. By definition, this finite limit does not exist.

So the question is a logical fallacy.

[denverbill]

18. Of course he could.

But he'd have to want to burn his own mouth.

Since he's omnipotent and can work miracles, even if his body is infinitely protected from heat, he could miraculously lower his heat resistance or change the meaning of infinity so that the burrito could be 'infinity plus one' degrees hot.

However, beyond say 1000 degrees fahrenheit, the burrito would probably spontaneously combust and therefore he wouldn't be eating a burrito, per se, but the flaming ashes of a former burrito. Then again, I suppose Jesus could miraculously alter the properties of the burrito so that rather than explode into flames it would remain simply an enormously hot burrito.

I think however that if you are going to perform miracles, you probably shouldn't waste time seeing if you can miraculously burn yourself. Just MHO.

[mrboxers]

20. Givin' me a headache

All this thinking is giving me a headache.

Jesus is a myth so I vote no.

[pagerbear]

19. Dammit, Jesus wasn't Merlin the Magician

...or The Amazing Kreskin! I never understood that kind of thinking.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

21. There's a reason Homer is depicted above

it was his question

[pagerbear]

22. I'm not hep to pop culture.

Love The Simpsons, but don't know all the references.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. You should feel lucky your not plagued with this head full of useless crap

:)

[pagerbear]

24. Oh, I didn't say I don't have a head full of useless crap

It's just that so little of it pertains to the current century!