If a film features both Hank Azaria and Philip Seymour Hoffman

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Can it be bad?

[redqueen]

1. No,

it cannot.

[sundog]

3. Yes, it always will be (for argument's sake)

:P

[Fenris]

2. Along Came Polly?

Yes. Yes it can.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. That is the source of my confliction.

[Fenris]

6. As terrific as both of those actors are

They could not save that movie from being a complete waste of celluloid.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. Yet Ben Stiller is in it too. It's an embarassment of riches.

Without the riches.

[Fenris]

13. I'm sure it's better than "Envy" though.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. God, I'm so not going there.

[Fenris]

23. You must! Go there, you will!

[redqueen]

14. So you're telling us you've seen it and you didn't like it?

But... but... you liked Dead Alive! (Or did you?)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

17. Yes. And I wanted hard to like Along Came Polly because

I love Stiller, Azaria and Seymour Hoffman, but I couldn't. It's not very good.
Dead Alive is hilarious.

[redqueen]

20. Dead Alive is horrific

I mean really ... the acting ... it's awful!

I love the three you mentioned as well... perhaps I'll just stay away from this one. :(

[redqueen]

7. Haven't seen it

but I don't care... I know I'll like it.

But then I like lots of movies that other people hate, so I'm used to it. :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. If it also stars Jennifer Aniston?

Sure.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. Is this some form of cinematic math?

Stiller + Azaria + Seymour Hoffman - Jennifer Aniston - Alec Baldwin - Ferret = Suck?

[Fenris]

12. Wait a minute! That's implying Stiller sucks!

I agree with that equation.

[redqueen]

11. Hey

I like her. Did you also dislike Office Space?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. She's gorgeous, but if we take away the gorge, what are we left with?

[redqueen]

18. Not a hell of a lot

but still!

I liked Office Space, and I'm going to like this movie... if I ever see it, that is. I think.

[terrya]

21. Well, we had her one "artistic" film, "The Good Girl"

So, that's something to take into consideration, I suppose.

[redqueen]

25. Was that one good?

I don't see as many movies as I used to.

[terrya]

30. It was pretty good.

Anniston was fairly decent in it. Also stars John C. Reilly.

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. I loved "Office Space."

I am not saying that a movie starring Jennifer Aniston cannot be good.

I am, however, saying that it CAN be bad.

[redqueen]

22. Yes of course... but

not simply due to her very presence, is all I'm sayin.

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. But Byron inquired about the possibility of suckage, not the necessity...

...thereof.

[redqueen]

26. Yeah you're right of course

All hail the mighty Hedges. :eyes:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

27. You thinking it's time to prune the mighty Hedges, Queenie?

[redqueen]

28. Nah, they're too thorny

I don't wanna get poked.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

29. No. I would not want that. God knows I would not want that.

:scared:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. By the Lord Crom no

no it can not

[LynneSin]

31. Why is Hank Azaria always casted as the Swarmy Mediterrean Type?

He played almost identical characters in both "America's Sweetheart" and "Along Came Polly".

What, whenever a movie calls for a cheesy fake European accent to break up the couple in a movie, they call Hank?

[redqueen]

32. He's good at it!

You've seen Mystery Men, I hope...

[sundog]

33. not always... see "Shattered Glass"

:thumbsup:

[Lavender Brown]

34. I second that

It's excellent. The actor playing the other editor was really good too.

[sundog]

35. I was most shocked...

that Hayden coulsd actually *act*...

Great movie, the only role I have seen that guy actually do something with... he nailed that part