End of War Ahead

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The Pentagon announced today the formation of an
elite fighting group called the U.S. Redneck Special
Forces
(U.S.R.S.F.)
Bubba, Hoss, Cooter and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines
with the following information about the Iraqis:

1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. Some is queer.
6. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The war is expected to be over in a week.