phillybri
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Tue Aug-24-04 08:14 AM
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My WWF-style political fantasy... |
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Picture this...
John McCain and Dubya are appearing together at a campaign stop. McCain introduces Bush to the crowd, citing his "leadership skills" and "resolve".
After the requisite applause, Dubya steps to the mike and starts into his "terra-freedom-terra" schtick.
A couple minutes in, McCain picks up a chair and BLASTS Bush in the back of the head with it!
Pandemonium ensues, and McCain steps to the front of the stage and opens his shirt to reveal a KERRY/EDWARDS shirt!!! He then proceeds to stomp the shit out of Dubya...
The Fox News reporters are screaming: "This is an outrage!"
"Why would John McCain do this??!?!?!?!??!!!"
A guy can dream can't he???:-)
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SheepyMcSheepster
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Tue Aug-24-04 08:16 AM
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i would like to see some elbow drops of the podium!
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phillybri
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Tue Aug-24-04 08:21 AM
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2. How about a drop kick into the crowd? |
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Tue Aug-24-04 08:26 AM
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or a few good "flair" chops to the chest would suit dubya well. hell even a face rake would be fair game.
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Tue Aug-24-04 08:48 AM
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4. How about the old "blinding powder" in the eyes? |
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Tue Aug-24-04 10:10 AM
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5. It could be part of a "double turn" (maybe even a TRIPLE turn) |
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Turn #1: McCain's "face turn" so eloquently described above.
Turn #2: Leiberman emerges from the crowd in Bush's defense -- thus capping his gradual "heel turn."
Turn #3: Norman Mineta (Secretary of Transportation) runs out from backstage, ostensibly to attack McCain. But it's a swerve! Mineta spits a hearty spray of the dreaded GREEN MIST (the secret weapon of many a Japanese wrestler) into Bush's eyes! Almost forgot Mineta was a Democrat, didn't ya, Chimpy!?!?!
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Tue Aug-24-04 11:02 AM
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7. The dreaded GREEN MIST!!! |
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My all-time favorite inane wrestling plot device...
What are they saying, Japanese wrestlers are actually lizards???:crazy:
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Tue Aug-24-04 10:14 AM
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6. it can't be wrestling without a Suplex |
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