If the Rapture comes, Kerry wins in a landslide.

[MikeG]

And the good guy to asshole ratio will skyrocket.

No one will be driving too slow on the road anymore.

Cellphone use will plummet.

All talk shows will be liberal.

The budget will be balanced.

No one will complain about paying taxes anymore.

Can't wait for it.

[Parche]

1. RAPsure

No more SUV's
No more reality shows
No more evangelicals
No more Terra and fear
No more TURNING AWAY
FROM THE COLDNESS INSIDE

[citizen snips]

2. I hate to burst your bubble.

But if Kerry is a avid christian which I hope he is then he will be raptured.

[MikeG]

4. Psst. Jesus is just getting rid of the assholes.

Don't tell them.

[Liberal Veteran]

5. Nah....Kerry's a Catholic.

I kid you not that many protestant sects believe that Catholics will not be taken.

Of course the Rapture isn't exactly believed in by the majority of Christians in the world anyway.

It's more along the Baptists and such that believe it.

[amjsjc]

3. Thanks Mike, best laugh I've had all day

It's the end of the world as we know it,
It's the end of the world as we know it,
It's the end of the world as we know it,
And I feel fine.

[carpetbagger]

6. What if only people who cared about the poor get on the ride?

Maybe, just maybe, the democrats would get 20 EV's.

[OMGBearisDriving]

7. hate christians much? lol

you hate monger :P

off with the christians! bring on the rapture!

[whalerider55]

8. check your math

by my calculation, if the rapture comes, there won't be anybody left on earth BUT bush voters. he wins in a landslide, and they may be welcome to polluted, amoral, corrupted and generally humoroless world they've created.

whalerider55

"show a little faith, there's magic in the night..."

[MikeG]

9. The Rapture is a Trojan Horse - To rid the Earth of assholes.