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Wed Aug-25-04 10:28 PM
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By request of another DUer, it's the official virgins thread. |
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Edited on Wed Aug-25-04 10:28 PM by northwest
I'm your moderator, northwest (fellow virgin).
You may begin bitching and moaning.:)
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HEyHEY
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:29 PM
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1. Not a virgin, but I seem to be on the waiting list |
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Edited on Wed Aug-25-04 10:30 PM by HEyHEY
ugh
That's okay....sex deprivation yields dreams that can be better than the real thing
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:30 PM
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2. I another words you are a born again.... |
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:31 PM
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Mr. Blonde
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:32 PM
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7. As one of my friends told me |
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if you have had a wet dream you can't even call yourself a virgin anymore.
On the other hand it isn't good to let that stuff build up, it could cause prostate cancer, and I am a big believer in prevenative medicine.
last but not least. bitch bitch bitch
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:30 PM
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3. 1st question.....oh great virgin moderator |
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:42 PM
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Edited on Wed Aug-25-04 10:42 PM by northwest
Yup.
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:48 PM
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23. Well happy '22' (In 13 days)..... |
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(I'm being kind....tongue biting....*must bite tongue*)
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:31 PM
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4. Do previous virgins count ? or only current ... |
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oh darn I hope my mother is not lurking lol .
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:36 PM
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11. Youre a born again virigin....Id assume youre welcome... |
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:37 PM
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:31 PM
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My dreams have been answered! That being said, life sucks. Whew, it was nice to get THAT out.
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:32 PM
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No big deal. So what a bunch of guys pay for prostitutes and you are man enough not to do so. And evethough it's ok to pay for it, you shouldn't brag if you do. Don't worry the right woman will come along....
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:33 PM
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If we're giving ages, I'm 18. Which might seem young to some of you here, but really, the teens of today get it on pretty early. Which makes me a freak of nature.
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:34 PM
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some of us have surpassed that mark.
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:36 PM
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I'm one of those girls who dreams of the romantic "first time." Just the right feeling you get that tells you it's the thing to do. Had that with one guy, but unfortunately, he got rid of me. You could call me bitter, and pretty much jaded now. I have a wall complex going on now, and whoever wants to win my affections will have a helluva time getting there.
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:39 PM
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15. "I am a rock, I am an IIIIISLAND!" |
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"And a rock feels no pain. And an Island never cries."
I agree
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:40 PM
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16. I have no problem with the romantic first time |
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Of course it would probably take a long time even if you weren't jaded. I think your other idea is pretty good. I know a girl who had sex basically because none of her friends were virgins anymore. She called the guy up no less. And later the whole escapade became a big joke. I would be more than a little upset.
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:44 PM
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18. Dang. You live 1,200 miles away from me... |
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Edited on Wed Aug-25-04 10:44 PM by northwest
;)
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:45 PM
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19. DOn't be pitchin' woo on DU |
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:47 PM
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22. I don't know - cause I felt like saying "pitchin' woo" |
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:46 PM
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It's aaaaaall good, haha.
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Wed Aug-25-04 10:36 PM
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12. You're lead to believe that |
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Truthfully, naturally we should be getting it on around age 14. Anyway... just cause they're all doing it, doesn't make it a neccesity
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