A few witches burning gets a little toasty here ....

[La Lioness Priyanka]

Discuss!!!

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. are they going to set off the smoke alarm?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. what smoke alarm

no one cares when witches burn

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. well... I have the smoke alarms that go off at the slightest provocation

from any particulate substance, wood, cooking smoke, steam...

Nevermind, I took the batteries out :)

[name not needed]

2. She turned me into a newt!

:D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

16. Or a Ferret.

(Harry Potter reference. if you've read book four, you know what I'm talking about.)
Duckie

[JohnKleeb]

3. Thats what they deserve for not cursing the New York Yankees

:grr: fuckin yankees.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. yankees what are they

[JohnKleeb]

10. the baseball team I loathe

I am still mad about something that happened eight years ago :grr:. Salem Witches are cheap, they ask you for a lot of money, so I gave them my paycheck money to curse the yankees and propel my orioles to first place and to eventual world series and MLB domination, and they said ok, and then you know what, the birds have been on a 8 game losing slide :cry:. God, I'll never trust a witch again.

[1monster]

25. Ah, but don't you understand that in asking for the Yankees to be cursed

in order for the Orioles to be blessed, you actually caused the Orieoles problems!

Whenever you cause harm to another, you set certain immutable laws into motion: The ill that you cause will rebound ten times.

So, while the curse against the Yankees may have indeed been made and even worked, you caused ten times that curse to fall upon the Orioles.

I sure hope that none of your fellow Orioles fans know what you did! That could get really nasty!!! :scared: :o :nopity:

[JohnKleeb]

33. I didn't actually do that

I had the Yankees cursed in last years ACLS. Hah, I got reverse psychology idea now though, now its good wishing to the yankees.

[jedicord]

4. Trouble Maker!

:headbang:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. i do not make trouble

i only point out the trouble that exists :P

[7th_Sephiroth]

8. and you do it quite well

my fine feline friend

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. why thank you

purr..

[7th_Sephiroth]

12. good kitty

<catnip>

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. yay!

love the catnip,,,,and the toasty witches

[7th_Sephiroth]

14. do they taste

like chicken?

[commander bunnypants]

15. still legal in va

backwards state

DDQM

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. You make pretty daisies pretty daisies love

[redqueen]

18. Oh please say you're kidding

Please oh please oh please oh please...

[commander bunnypants]

23. nope

the rule goes back about 400 years

DDQM

[JohnKleeb]

19. aye, aye it is

Remember folks we're mini Texas when it comes to executing, we also like to give pointless standarlized tests to our kids.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

49. Are you serious?

Is bathing still illegal too?

Some fundy fruitcake will do it if it's still legal!

[liontamer]

20. of course

real witches were never burnt as they merely used a flame freezing charm to create a mild tickling sensation

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. were they tickled pink?

[liontamer]

36. you like tickling pink don't you?

;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

38. yes i do, rather

[sundog]

22. You got your 9 iron in the back seat "just in case"

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. tori lovers rock

God sometimes you just don't come through
God sometimes you just don't come through
Do you need a woman to look after you

[LeftCoast]

26. Hey now! What's with the witch burning?

Some of us are very nice people!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. see my other thread

i love that song from tori. have you heard it?

[LeftCoast]

28. Must've missed that thread

I'll go look. Haven't heard the song either...I guess I better climb outta my witch-cave and start catching up with popular culture again. :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

32. tori amos is not really pop culture

[LeftCoast]

37. See how far OUT of the know I am?

:)

Perhaps Ms. Priayanka will have a DU cultural tutorial session one of these days for those of us who need remedial cultural help. hehe

[La Lioness Priyanka]

39. well i'll be in your general area soon

i will be sure to tutor you (though i can hear all my friends laughing right now...as i myself have no idea what goes on in pop culture)

[LeftCoast]

40. We (SF DUers) should meet up and hoist a beer or two

while you're up here. Any interest?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

41. absolutely!

[Chovexani]

44. We're cheaper than firewood I guess.

:silly:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

29. I gotta find why you always go when the wind blows

:loveya:

[bobthedrummer]

30. The cleansing fires, oohhh oohhhh The Burning Times...

My wife, The High Priestess...

http://www.illusions.com/burning/index2.htm

[truthspeaker]

31. No, that's won't be in the GOP platform until 2008

[La Lioness Priyanka]

34. funny. i thought kill the poor was going to be 2008.

they will find it somewhere in the bible....or rather they will be able to misconstrue the bible to do that.

[truthspeaker]

35. it's a big platform, plenty of room for that too!

But really, without the poor, who would clean the toilets and pick fruit?

[tom_paine]

43. Yep, witch burning is coming back in style

I wouldn't give a bucket of warm spit for the poor Imperial Subjects of Amerika 2100.

[JCRobinhood]

42. Tori fan, huh?

Love Tori Amos!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

46. i do too

[Chovexani]

45. Tori is my goddess!

I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets
I've been raising up my hands, gotta drive a nail in
Just what God needs
One more victim

(diff. song I know, but it's my favorite!)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

47. that song is my fav too

but this one was in context today

[cedahlia]

48. heeeeeey!!!

Am I too late to join the party?

I knew there had to be some other Toriphiles around here! :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

50. she is wonderful

not too late to party

[Selwynn]

51. I L O V E T O R I ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !