I was naughty tonight

[Infomaniac]

My husband and I wandered into a Barnes & Noble tonight to browse. I picked up Bush on the Couch, so far a good read but not the reason for my post. On the same table was Unfit for Command. I just could not help myself. I picked up the pile and plopped them under a large stack of flower arranging books in the bargain-book section. Meandered around some more and found another pile. I gradually placed that pile around in the self-help and psychology sections being careful to put it with other hard covers of the same size. It's a large store so I had plenty of places to stash them. I checked Non-fiction by author and took 2 of the 3 I found there and put them with the cookbooks. I think those are now between "Cooking with Lydia" and "Classic Italian Cooking." The last one I put with the Astrology books next to a book on casting Wiccan spells. Found my husband and said, "My work is done here" and we left.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Not fair...

To the $7-8.00/hr workers. They will have to deal with this.

[WMliberal]

5. absolutely.

unfit for command should have just been thrown out.

[LiberalFighter]

8. Job security

[skooooo]

2. lol...

ya gotta do what you gotta do

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Since we are confessing.... I hid a whole shitload of the same book

in the ceiling tiles in the men's room.
that should be a shock when they have to change them.

[4morewars]

4. LOL<, I do things like that !!1

My wife thinks I'm nuts (I might be) I like putting Michael Moore's books inside mann coulter's book jackets !!!
Keep up the good work !!!!
:yourock: :hippie:

[miss_kitty]

6. 'unfit for command'

needs to be deposited in 'fiction' or 'fantasy' sections

as for the wage slaves at B and N-you're giving them a big hand with 'job security'-something Mr fake president can't do...

[whalerider55]

7. you folks...

are an inspiration.
this thread has made my night.
i'm waiting for the repug indictments to make my November.

whalerider55

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. I struck again tonight. I like the cover-switching idea, but it is way

too obvious. At the Border's near me, there is a big dumpster adjacent the coffee place where they dump coffee grounds.

After careful observation, I noticed that the kid came and unlocked the door, took the keys back, gathered what trash he had and then came back to dump it. Then, since the door is a dead-bolt, he had to go back and get the keys and return to unlock it.

Ah HA!

Said I.

A perfect place for certain books, and ample time to do it, assuming one more confederate and stratigic placement of reading material caches.

Result:

Total success without detection. There will be shortages of NeoCon books there for a while.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

10. I'm laughing

even though one of my friends is a B&N manager!
There was some great thought involved in your naughtiness!
This DU'er is proud of you!