Just ate an entire bag of pretzels without choking

[Bundbuster]

Can I be Emperor now?

[Gothic Sponge]

1. Not yet!

Did you fall off a Segway scooter?

[Bundbuster]

4. The Olympic "One-yard Segway Fall" event is tomorrow

But I did exit from my car unhurt today.

[physioex]

2. Where is the part that says. "Ask me anything"

:shrug:

[Bundbuster]

5. LOL...not yet - I'm still digesting

[smirkymonkey]

3. Not until you put on your He-Man War-Hero flight suit!

[Bundbuster]

6. It's in the laundry - will this do?

GW gw

[smirkymonkey]

16. Just don't forget the codpiece!

[aquaman]

7. No,

That just means that your IQ is over 70.

[DRoseDARs]

8. I rode a bike for the first time in years and didn't crash...

:)

[Bundbuster]

10. I hereby dub ya "King Of The Road"

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

9. You, sir, are a god among men! n/t

[Bundbuster]

12. ...or a Goddess among women

[AntiCoup2K4]

11. It's the "Bushcathalon"!

Eating pretzels without choking is only the first stage. Then you have to successfully ride a Segway scooter without falling off. Then comes the mountain biking event, where you will have to ride the bike twice down a short gravel road without falling over either time.

Sounds easy enough, and I haven't been on a bike since 1985.

[Bundbuster]

13. gulp

[Kire]

14. I can say "shame on me"

shame on me

[AmericanErrorist]

15. They're HARD Pretzels, right?

No Cheating!