Fantastic UK comic joke on the radio tonight....

[Pert_UK]

"There's never been a time when Britain had to make more difficult or more dangerous decisions.......Luckily we have another country who will make them for us."

Ho ho ho.

Also, "Reducing salt intake will lower your blood pressure.....By removing any level of excitement you get from eating food."

Can't remember his name - just caught a couple of gags in between shows. It was on BBC Radio 4.

P.