I found Alan Keyes

[LynneSin]

can I give him back please

:cry:

[liontamer]

1. I've been copycatted twice in less than two minutes

you guys are sharp!

[Jo March]

2. Put Alan Keyes down! You don't know where he's been.

Now, go and wash your hands and STOP picking Alan Keyes up.

[LynneSin]

4. Will I require any shots? I haven't had a tetnus in awhile

plus I heard he's pretty rabid

:scared:

[Jo March]

6. Lots of shots with big, big needles

Alan Keyes may cause the following side effects:

Nausea
Vomiting
Internal bleeding
hair loss
mange
fleas
leeches
open sores
desire to throw yourself in front of a bus

So, don't go picking up any more Keyes!!!

[fdr_hst_fan]

3. Yes-give him back to

MARYLAND! Ehrlich and the rednecks DESERVE him!

[sus]

12. no!!

that's all i have to say.

[Elidor]

5. My wingnut boss has a photo of Keyes on the wall in his office

And we're interviewing for a graphic artist these days. Kind of hard to negotiate a salary when they're running screaming out the door.

[terrya]

7. You can keep him, Lynne. We don't want him.

Do what you want with him. :-)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. Googlebomb "Unfit For Command"

Unfit For Command

[Lavender Brown]

9. I found Alicia Keys

[SoCalDem]

10. Vote for Keyes

[sleipnir]

11. I found my Allen Keys.....

They were lost for so long...





I got a great joke in on a friend the other day. He couldn't find the key set in the scene shop, so he comes up to me and asks "Where are the Allen Keys living at?" I snipped back "Somewhere in Illinois!"