"I'm so homophobic, I don't even touch myself."*

[DrWeird]

*Seen on a bumpersticker, of a 4-door-sedan, no other stickers that I saw, being driven by a white, middle-aged woman whom I shall only describe as "frumpy", for the lack of a better term.

Now, I am a 17th level grandmaster of the sarcastic arts. Yet, I'm having trouble with this one. What would you think if you saw it?

[ret5hd]

1. i'd say...

she is obviously a repressed lesbian that isn't attracted to frumpy middle aged white women.

[xchrom]

2. i'd have to laugh

she's sounds like she's having it on w/ how ridiculous homophobes really are.
uh -- sensei -- if you please.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. sarcasm, humor, silliness.

[Guy Fawkes]

4. I saw the same sticker today!

The car also had Kerry and Fiengold stickers. A gay-marriage sticker gave it away that the 'homophobic' one was sarcasm.

[mark0rama]

5. All kidding and sarcasm aside, I believe Kinsey

discovered there are men so homophobic that, well, they may not have refrained from doing it, but they had to have the covers up or the lights out.

[MuseRider]

6. Sounds like my parents

who always made certain our hands were *over* the covers when we went to bed. Seriously.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. Oh my god...so did my mom!

"What are doing?" She asked as I was scratching my leg.
"That'll make you mentally retarded!"
She's the most sexually repressed woman I've ever met or heard of.
Duckie

[JohnKleeb]

9. scratching your leg? jeez

[DrWeird]

8. Yeah, that's why I had to think twice.

I'm mature enough to realize that frumpy, middle-aged women think twice, but I've yet to meet any that would joke about it on their bumperstickers.

[EnfantTerrible]

10. Was it

Karen Hughes driving the van?

[djeseru]

11. lol!

But I get the weird feeling she'd take the sticker seriously...