Baclava
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Fri Sep-03-04 01:42 PM
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Joke of the day......Olympics sports commentators |
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Comments made by NBC sports commentators that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?" __________________
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underpants
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Fri Sep-03-04 01:45 PM
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The first one was my favorite.
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Fri Sep-03-04 01:46 PM
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2. Had me going until the last one...that's one *old* chestnut. |
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Fri Sep-03-04 01:55 PM
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4. Not a boradcaster but "sports fan" sitting behind me |
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Edited on Fri Sep-03-04 01:55 PM by underpants
My friend and I were at a William and Mary vs. ??? football game in the 'Burg. Wm&Mary Tribe down by 5, 8 seconds left, fourth and goal, The Tribe has the ball on the ????'s 20 yard line----
Grown man sitting behind us:This could be the turning point of the game
(two teens turning around to give this grown man a NO SH*T DUMBASS look)
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Fri Sep-03-04 01:47 PM
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3. Nice, I also like this one from a Canadian friend. . . |
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as broadcast on Canadian TV:
From a Canadian broadcast:
Host: "What will the Canadian high jumper have to do to get to the medal podium."
Expert guest: "He'll have to jump high."
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:14 PM
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5. And the diver who "was so firm and straight on entry" |
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according to the breathless female commentator.
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