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Sat Sep-04-04 05:42 PM
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Post something about yourself, and I will make a sweeping generalization! |
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I will try to be as condescending, insulting, and unfair to you and the things you hold dear as possible.
Just to start you off: Real liberal Democrats aren't afraid to be talked down to by actual progressives such as myself.
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:43 PM
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1. I'm to the left of Franco and Pinochet, |
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and abhor torture, concentration camps, Thatcherism, and aggressive invasions.
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:46 PM
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3. To the left of Franco? |
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When will you sad, sad Steelers fans stop reliving the "glory days" of the 70's? Real football fans cheer for the Cowboys. You know, America's Team?.... Why do you hate America?
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Sat Sep-04-04 08:54 PM
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56. *whispers*: I mean FRANCISCO Franco! |
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:44 PM
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2. I'm wearing a green polo shirt and khaki cargo shorts |
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:48 PM
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I'm sure Prince Charles and the rest of the rich, do-nothing elites are very proud of you.
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:47 PM
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4. I fed my cockatiel pizza and then she beat me up..... |
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am I bad? :shrug:
She gets this way also when I happen to leave the t.v. on the Fox network. :shrug:
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:49 PM
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7. "bird people" are kooks. |
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And most of them are also bed wetters.
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:52 PM
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We are also incredibly naive and vulnerable.....like giving the bird everything they want would make them LOVE us? NOOOOOOO..... ;) :evilgrin:
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:48 PM
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:50 PM
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9. On toast or with a little gravy? |
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:52 PM
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12. You kitten-people are all alike. |
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Edited on Sat Sep-04-04 06:00 PM by Blue-Jay
In lieu of a rational discussion of the issues, you'd rather post pictures of fluffy, yummy kittens. You also wet the bed more often than the bird-kooks.
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:54 PM
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17. Yeah? Well you SQUIRREL lovers are kinda, like, odd..... |
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:50 PM
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8. I believe that all generalizations are false. n/t |
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:53 PM
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14. All false generalizations contain a shred of truth. |
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:51 PM
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10. I love baking delicious pies and sharing them |
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With my family, friends and co-workers
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:56 PM
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18. You should be sharing a cell with Martha Stewart. |
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People that compliment their own cooking too much are over-compensating for feeling of being unloved.
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:52 PM
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13. I'm drinkin' some RC Cola |
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:54 PM
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16. What? No MoonPie, Billy-Bob? |
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:53 PM
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15. I love my new camera! |
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Fucking LOVE IT!!!
What an amazing piece of technology :7
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:59 PM
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19. I could use a better camera, myself. |
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People who take too many photos get on everyone else's nerves. "Wait! Look at that!....No wait! Stay there!.....Lemme redo this one, you squinted too much in the last one...."
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:01 PM
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21. Auqa Teen Hunger Force.. |
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:02 PM
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23. It also gives you sydlexia. |
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:04 PM
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25. I have a 4-shot burst mode |
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And my camera does too - ba dum tiss
It helps with the clumsy "someone was looking the wrong way" shots.
:7
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:59 PM
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madly in love with you. :loveya:
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:01 PM
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22. Love makes you do stupid things. |
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Like drinking someone else's vodka straight out of the bottle.
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:03 PM
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24. I just came from Sam's Club.. |
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and bought toilet paper and a hundred dollars worth of things I don't need.
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:19 PM
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32. People can spend a hundred bucks at Sam's |
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and come home with nothing but cheese sticks and a five gallon bucket of mayo.
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:05 PM
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26. I'm a single dad struggling to |
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put my kids through college......
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:25 PM
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39. You get a pass on this one. |
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:05 PM
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27. I have a navy Blue Ralph Lauren Polo T-shirt on (nt) |
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:22 PM
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Glad to meetcha, your Highness.
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:25 PM
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38. It would be nice that a person of my caliber |
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could get his own new creative reply.:evilgrin:
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:30 PM
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Oooo! Ralph Lauren, is it? La-Di-Freakin'-Da! Nothing worse than a slave to fashion in my opinion. It's people like you who keep the Chinese wage-slaves living in conditions not fit for Emo Phillips. Congratulations, guv'nor.
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:40 PM
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52. And I got on my blue NIKE sneakers and |
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my GAP blue jeans!
What you think about that?
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:07 PM
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:23 PM
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37. Are you a sailor or a Hells Angel? |
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:10 PM
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just in case you didn't notice...
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:18 PM
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30. Deadheads care more about the "experience" |
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of a Dead show than the music.
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:21 PM
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It's about both, really. But thanks for the sweeping generalization. Can I use it if I need a sweeping generalization sometime in the future?
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:23 PM
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36. Of course, ya big pothead! |
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:18 PM
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31. I was just told something about you and squirrels. |
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:21 PM
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33. I have no secrets anymore. |
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Being secretive gives you gray hair and 'roids.
(seeya tomorrow, bebe!)
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:29 PM
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40. See you tomorrow, squirrel man. |
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Edited on Sat Sep-04-04 06:43 PM by greatauntoftriplets
This should be interesting. Damn place is squirrel heaven. They climb onto tables and up patrons' legs.....
On edit: I apparently cannot spell "tables" today....
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:31 PM
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43. If a squirrel climbs up my leg, |
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I may never leave the place.
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:38 PM
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50. I have a good friend (a progressive but not a DU member) |
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who several years ago was annoyed that her car was acting up. It'd run and then suddenly the engine would die. Finally, one day, she dropped it off at the dealership where she had purchased it, and which happened to be across the street from where she works.
They called her on the phone and said "Lady, you won't believe this...."
Well, it seems that a family of squirrels had taken up residence in her engine, had chewed through some vital things that propelled the car forward -- there was even a dead one somewhere in the system.
Well, they removed the corpse and its mourners and replaced those engine parts that needed replacing. From that day to this, she is paranoid about squirrels and calls them Satan.
She also got a new car very soon after this episode.
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:29 PM
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41. I'm plugging another site in my sig. |
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:33 PM
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45. There is a special place in hell |
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for shameless self-promoters. Right next to Hootie & The Blowfish fans, and one level up from cat-jugglers.
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:32 PM
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44. I'm fat, bald, poor, old, and drink cheap beer |
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I accept it and don't especially care. I could be young, hairy, thin, and drink overpriced beer, but that ain't how it is. Some also think I'm insane, it doesn't matter.
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:34 PM
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47. "Some" are apparently correct. |
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Drinkers of cheap beer make baby Jeebus cry.
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:34 PM
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46. I've spent the whole day in m pajamas. (nt) |
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:36 PM
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Thank you for your tacit support of objectifiers like Hugh Heffner. He never gets out of his PJs either, the lucky bastard.
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:35 PM
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48. I'm tired of Blue-Jay's SHIT! |
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:40 PM
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51. My mission is now accomplished. |
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You have spoken for the others of the thin-skinned variety, and they have screamed a resounding "Waaaaah!"
(to be honest, I'm starting to get a little weary of insulting people. I have a difficult time being mean to folks for no reason, even in jest, for an extended period of time.)
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:41 PM
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53. OK. I'm done. It's out of my system. |
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:43 PM
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I knew I'd get the last word in.
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Sat Sep-04-04 08:55 PM
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57. I have two dogs and an iguana--oh, and one kid. |
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Sat Sep-04-04 09:00 PM
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58. I grew up in Springfield, Ohio. |
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60. I'm a college student and I live in the "Eco Dorms" |
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This one should be easy....
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Sat Sep-04-04 09:04 PM
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61. i'm a book lover and member of the progressivebookclub n/t |
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