realFedUp
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Fri Sep-05-03 12:51 AM
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Tricks Westcoast DUers can play on Eastcoast DUers? |
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we could make up a bogus news story for them to read in the a.m. or shortsheet their inboxes... or....
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Fri Sep-05-03 12:54 AM
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1. Well, I'm stuck in the middle with you... |
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...and I don't know what I'll do...
Seriously, What pranks are us Midwestern DU'ers gonna pull on say... the Southern DU'ers??:evilgrin:
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CarlBallard
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Fri Sep-05-03 12:55 AM
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George Washington zombie wanders Virginia looking for "braaaaaaaaaaaaaains".
I think the East Coast DUers would buy it. And the Souteasterners would be like "oh no! George Washington zombie!"
Also I think I need to go to bed now.
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realFedUp
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Fri Sep-05-03 12:56 AM
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well, we'll sleep on it...
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JohnKleeb
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:02 AM
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8. hey Carl I am still up and in VA |
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:13 AM
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14. Braaaaaaiiiinnnnssss!! |
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Are on backorder hereabouts!! Too funny, and don't feel bad about staying up too late on a "school night" haha.
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Fri Sep-05-03 12:55 AM
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3. Some East Coast DUers never sleep |
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MWWWAAAHHH HAH HAH HAH HAH....
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realFedUp
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Fri Sep-05-03 12:59 AM
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5. gads, a spy in our midst..... |
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:00 AM
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realFedUp
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:02 AM
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7. when do you guys sleep? |
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at 2:00 p.m. drooling on the couch with a cat on your stomach?
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:03 AM
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in class lol nah the walk wakes me up expect in bed shortly htough |
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:05 AM
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drooling on the couch with a cat on my stomach.
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:08 AM
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13. Sleep destroys needed eye ball cells |
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This is a Science Fact. Besides, you might miss Breaking News.
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:03 AM
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:53 AM
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20. Let's see, isn't this about... |
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...5 nights in a row now?
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:03 AM
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10. I don't recommend it. |
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They could get us back by spoiling the end of some really good cliffhanger 3 hours before it even airs on west coast television.
I think we should just gloat insufferably about how we live in a veritable paradise and they...well...don't.
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BurtWorm
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:06 AM
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12. Of course, we don't get earthquakes or recalls on this here coast. |
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Just blackouts and terrorist attacks.
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:24 AM
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16. We don't have hurricanes and tornadoes |
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:27 AM
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17. I love the Olympic Peninsula! |
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I've only been once, but it was so memorable. I'd risk an earthquake to be on the beach at Kalaloch again.
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:55 AM
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East Coast this, West Coast that. There IS a huge middle part of this country, ya know. And WE just got the first Dem presidential debate here (nya-nya-nya!)
Lessee, how'd the BBC put it: "...here in this vast wasteland...," or something like that?
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Fri Sep-05-03 02:12 AM
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You mean there's something under the jet when we fly SFO - NYC and back again? No shit?
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:23 AM
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15. Truth is stranger than fiction |
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You don't even have to leave your front yard to get any freakier than the CA recall shit. I used to live there (14 yrs), so I know that for the most part, the people there aren't all completely nuts, but, to the massively uninformed, Californians appear to be the most exotic thing on the planet! Just don't vote for Arnold or any other Republican, even put Larry Flint in office (he actually might be a great governor)
So what kind of practical joke could you pull on East Coast people?? I would love to hear your ideas!! Because California is the greatest state in this country (I have been to all but Alaska). You have everything under the sun, from beaches to deserts, to mountains to cities. If you have a decent living situation (which is why I finally went back to Maine with my tail betwixt my legs..) then you are on top of the world.
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:30 AM
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18. Kick all the previous day's threads back up to the top of the list? |
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sort of like Groundhog's Day but I'm sure it would really piss some people off! Great April Fools Day gag though. ;)
:hi: :kick:
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:37 AM
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at least I dont have to get up at 10am on a Sunday to watch a football game :D
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Fri Sep-05-03 01:54 AM
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21. If you do that, we'll spoil every reality show for you until hell freezes |
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Fri Sep-05-03 11:02 AM
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I forgot about the spoilers....
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Fri Sep-05-03 02:04 AM
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23. I sleep three hours later than the East Coast. . . |
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every day -- and stay awake later each night, too! I believe my happiness is its own reward.
--Journeyman (who's sleep is uneasy, filled as it is with images of earthquakes and the upfront assets of future Gov. Mary Carey)
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Fri Sep-05-03 02:06 AM
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I haven't slept since 9/11/01. In fact I am sitting here near tears cause I am so goddamned tired!
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Fri Sep-05-03 02:06 AM
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That moveable clock thingie. (Oh, wait, no. That's supposed to be a moveable FEAST thingie.)
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Fri Sep-05-03 02:23 AM
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in the beauty of the Pacific from Seattle to Point Loma - which is 5 miles north of the Mexican border - and enjoy our wonderful climates as well; no need to trick the East Coast DUers, we've already done that by living here in paradise, doncha think?
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