Need help naming GOP chili!!!

[davsand]

OK--every year I do a chili cook off for the local Dem party. Last year we took first place in the people's choice category thanks to suggested improvements from the cooks here at DU.

In the past it has always been for just a couple of candidates that I was working for at the time. This year, it will be for the entire Dem slate, so it needs to be a bit more showy... We've done flaming chili (tied for second place) and last year it was simply two candidates' names on the entry--but it was really kick ass chili!.

I have always done a classic meat chili, but I also threw together a meat free chili one year because there were NO veg entries at all. It was a fine concoction of Portabellas, a few other kinds of mushrooms and beans in a tomato sauce. I expect to do something like that again this year. However, since it is for the ENTIRE Dem slate, I want to do something to smack around the GOP.

I'm thinking Mule Kick Chili (with meat) Sustainable Chili (meat free) and something like water and a slice of day old white bread bread for the "Compassionate Conservative Chilli." Somehow, none of those names really excite me, however.

Suggestions from the Evil DUers would be greatly appreciated. WHAT creative names should I use for these entries?


Laura

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Okay, having recently returned from a gathering of Chicago DUers....

I will suggest the disgusting George W. * farts chili.

Sorry! Those devils made me do it. I am out of control!

[Must_B_Free]

2. NeoConCarne

[Maddy McCall]

8. HAHAHAHA!!!

This is hilarious!

[meti57b]

9. Hey, that's a good one!

[TlalocW]

3. Make a real chilli

But also get another pot and put in a can of beans (unopened), a tomato (unchopped), an onion (also unchopped), whatever spices you want (still in their packages/containers), etc.

Enter it as "Mission Accomplished" chilli. Tell anyone who doesn't like this chilli that he or she is supporting the terrorists.

TlalocW

[lakemonster11]

22. awesome

I think that's an awesome idea!

[clydefrand]

4. How about an empty pot/pan/bowl

And call it the special of the day--Bush chili aka no brainer...

[barackmyworld]

5. a really really spicy one

will make you sweat like a republican before the 9-11 commission

[da_chimperor]

6. Got an idea for the GOP chili

you can call it Crazy Zell's carnivore chili, and it'll be equal parts raw meat and pigs blood, garnished with shredded pages from one of ann coulter's books. They're both about the same distance from what is considered sane.

[EstimatedProphet]

7. Republican Flaming A$$hole chili

Make it as spicy as absolutely possible. No meat and beans either-nothing sustaining.

[davsand]

10. Oh my! You guys are on it--and THANK YOU!!!

I'm LMAO here--and that is exactly what I was hoping for!

Ya know--I'm wondering if maybe I need to make up a list of "GOP Chili" suggestions and put THAT out... Hubby just suggested an empty cup with one little chili cracker in it calling it Enron chili...


Laura

[UpsideDownFlag]

11. hmmm

that's tough.

[tandot]

12. Hotter then Hell "Pants on fire" chili

[Paradise]

13. "Chickenhawk Chili"

"Vulcan Viddles"

[sleepyhead]

14. Put a copy of a chili recipe in a pot

With a note saying, I've eaten mine, you make yours yourself!

[Jimmymac]

15. Chili Name

"Hotter than Zell Robot Chili"

[bobbieinok]

16. upside down cowboy hat labeled 'all hat no cattle chilli'

didn't W do something like approving irradiated meat for school lunch programs??some name using that?

republican environmental chilli.....tree branches and toy snowmobiles

the only place to find WMD... 'in our chilli'

[lunarboy13]

17. Supreme Subliminable Chili

Don't Mis-underestimate it's Heat!




WARNING: Eating this chili will cause severe brain-loss, anal cramps, oppressive behavior, chronic lying, inability to safely consume pretzels, and an impulse to start a war.

[davsand]

19. LOVE that warning!

The title is funny as hell, but that warning just about made me spew tea on the keyboard!

Laura

[unfrigginreal]

18. Gas O' Plenty Chili

[ScrewyRabbit]

20. Bush's Blow Hard Chili

[soothsayer]

21. If it's got beans, then Bush Policy Generator chili n/t

[lakemonster11]

23. vegetarian chilis

It sounds like you have it together, but if you're interested in vegetarian chilis, you should check out Robin Robertson's The Vegetarian Chili Cookbook. It has all sorts of traditional and non-traditional recipes, including variations on regional chilis, chilis made with unusual ingredients like tequila and chocolate, and even dishes to make with the leftovers.

This sounds like a really fun event!

[Gore1FL]

24. You should make White Chilli for the GOP

http://unseelie.org/recipes/whitechilli.html

(I don't know if this recipoe is any good -- I just googled it)

[JSJ]

25. gop-goop n/t