If you post on this thread I'll reply with a non sequitur.

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[Cary]

1. Icecream has no bones

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4. Only because today is a holiday in Brazil (Independence Day) (nt)

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2. George W. Bush is a miserable failure.

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7. It's Clinton's fault. (nt)

[Richardo]

3. I want a shoehorn - the kind with teeth.

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5. But you're from Houston! (nt)

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Cattlepens have ball points.

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9. No surprise, given those stupid hats they wear. (nt)

[Worst Username Ever]

8. Granola makes me poop.

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10. Don't eat anything that ends with a vowel. (nt)

[Richardo]

13. That's perilously close to a 'sequitor'

:scared:

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16. You have nothing to fear with a baseball player as an avatar. (nt)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. Insofar as my glove is responsible for my hives, I dream blue things

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15. No. You changed your sig. (nt)

[VOX]

12. A man is only as good as his creme brulee.

:kick:

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14. No longer true since the Boer War. (nt)

[tedoll78]

17. "My vagina is all puffy and infected. It really itches!" (nt)

SWC!

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18. Still on dialup, eh? (nt)