Was your mother a hamster and did your father smell of elderberries?

[sus]

Share, and begin to heal!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. I fart in your general direction!

[sus]

2. c'mere. you need some hug therapy!

[LynneSin]

8. Sus, he's farting and you want to hug him?

You are ill and you need help. Please ask your doctor for an increase in your ritalin and lithium

[sus]

9. your use of the word "hung" exposes you as

the American Idol fan that you are. please seek help.

and to conclude: she bangs.

edit: curses! intrepid editor! we still see the cracks in your tv viewing shame!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Neeee

Neeeeeeeee, I say.

N E E E E EEE!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

Nu!!

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. No, but I do like to burn things.

[GOPisEvil]

5. I don't want to talk to you no more,

you empty headed animal food trough wiper.

[Love Bug]

6. She turned me into a newt!

... I got better.

[GOPisEvil]

7. You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs!

Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English kniggets.

[Aristus]

10. Hello, English bed-wetting types!

I burst my pimples at you!

[Richardo]

11. We're Knights of the Round Table,

We dance when e'er we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our shows are formidable,
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm
a looooooot.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot. :D

[GOPisEvil]

12. On second thought, lets not go to Camelot.

It is a silly place.

[Richardo]

13. ;-)

(I *knew* you'd come through!) :)

[GOPisEvil]

15. This might be my favorite movie of all time.

You just keep settin' 'em up, I'll keep knockin' 'em down. :D

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. I don't want to talk to you no more

you empty-headed animal food trough water....

[elperromagico]

16. Yes indeed.

I feel myself healing already. :D

[drhilarius]

17. I laugh at you, Arthur king, and your silly English...

Kaaaa-nigh-its!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

19. You are who? I don't recall voting for a King, dear did we elect

a King?

[auburngrad82]

18. Bring me a SHRUBERY!!!

Or maybe just the head of a Shrub...