Singers you would have sex with, but whose music repels you.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

#1 - Vitamin C

[truthspeaker]

1. mm, her music doesn't repel me exactly, but I'm not a fan either

But she sure is hot!

[Worst Username Ever]

2. brit spears.

And jessica simpson

[truthspeaker]

3. They don't actually do it for me. Too Barbied.

[Radical Activist]

53. Me too, and Faith Hill

I hate most modern country but...wow

[NashVegas]

4. Oh, Freaky

I once had a wet dream about Scott Weiland. Went something like, "get away from me, poseur-boy, I have no respect for you whatsoever. ... well .. you can do that ... just don't sing."

[RandomKoolzip]

5. That dude from Dishwalla...I mean, Vertical Horizon, uh....

Wait, I mean Train. Or was it the Gin Blossoms? Seven Mary Three...? No! No! Wait, it's....uh....John Paar! "Naughty Naughty!"

[NC_Nurse]

6. Sadly

I can't imagine having sex with someone whose music I hate. Who cares if someone's hot if they are vapid assholes?

Maybe it's because I'm female. Guys put the bar much lower from what I can tell. ;-)

[TexasBushwhacker]

31. Right there with you - LOL

There are too many hot guys whose music I LIKE. Why waste my time with the ones whose music I hate? The real question is, is there anyone you would you NOT do, even though you love their music?

Of course, this is all in an alternate universe where my 47 year old self gets to pick and choose from a "Hot Guy Buffet".

[NewJeffCT]

7. Lots of 'em

None of them really repel me, just don't like their music at all...

Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Lil Kim
Shania Twain

I'm sure I can think of others given time.

[RandomKoolzip]

10. What about Nell Carter?

[NewJeffCT]

19. nah, too old for me

She never did anything for me.

A few more...

Faith Hill
Shakira (OK, I've actually never heard her music...does that count?)
Mandy Moore

[TexasBushwhacker]

25. Hate to break this to you ....

but if you're speaking of the Nell Carter who was on Gimme a Break, she passed away in January of 2003 from complications from diabetes. She was 54.

Here's her page on IMDB:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0141846/

[troublemaker]

8. Vitamin C: no use for her music, but she sure danced well in HAIRSPRAY

I was freaked out when I found out vitamin c was amber vantussle in Hairspray. Just how old is she, anyway? Is this a Dorian Grey deal?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. She's 34.

She was hilarious on the WB Superstar USA.

[troublemaker]

12. so she was 18 in 1988. Fair enough.

(I tend to assume everyone playing a teenager is about 26.)

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0004923/

[tigereye]

14. uh well there is one, I guess

I am not totally repulsed by their music, but... now I have to go eat some crow.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

17. Slash?

[tigereye]

18. yes

I don't know why. Well, I do. It's that hair, and the leather and the, the hat... too, I guess. Mumbles in embarassment. (Now no one will talk to me)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

22. David Bowie used to date his mum.

He used to tuck little Slash in at night.

[tigereye]

26. oh that's good, laughing hysterically

now I have to go on that strangely fun and disturbing note.

see ya. What a strange note to go off to work on ....

[Beaverhausen]

41. according to metal-sludge.com's penis chart, Slash is...

"Average in size and nothing to write home about."

http://www.metal-sludge.com/main/index.php?module=subjects&func=viewpage&pageid=381&POSTNUKESID=95a5cdc03c9dd7c8d2a1e1c46bc6bd32

[tigereye]

47. well

I don't really care about that, since I am highly unlikely ever to meet him or encounter his organ(ic self.)

thanks for that info, Beaverhausen.

[tigereye]

65. that chart was really strange

yes I did go and look. It was kind of funny, but also worrisome, as in the sense that these women's lives are about ***ing these men and analyzing their "approaches."

[mvd]

36. For disposable stuff, she's ok

I have one of her albums.

[bullimiami]

9. ok this proves it

democrats ARE sick.


:)

[asthmaticeog]

13. DJ Rap

Also:
That little honey who used to sing for Sarge
The asian girl from Cub
Melissa Auf der Mar
Kathleen Hannah (Just to be able to say I did her. Oink Oink.)

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Al Hedges.

He sucks, but he's hung like a horse.

[redqueen]

23. Does he suck?

I wouldn't know because that crap link won't work for me.

I think it's possibly just a really lame hoax. ;)

[eyesroll]

43. I probably could answer that but:

A. There's really no good way to answer it. Either way would get me in trouble.

and

B. It wouldn't be at all about his music.

[redqueen]

59. So now all of a sudden you getting in trouble is a problem?

:P

I just wish I understood why the dang link won't work for me, but apparently works fine for everyone else.

Why have the net gods cursed me so... WHYYYYYYY?!

[eyesroll]

62. Hey, my life? Open book.

His? :P

Re: links -- check your PM.

[Not Me]

16. Ricky Martin

great looks/body...but nothin' else.

[terrya]

20. God help me for saying this...Tommy Lee.

I've seen pics of him naked. And God knows I can't stand Motley Crue...

But, man, I'd have sex with Tommy Lee.

Ok, that's creeping everyone out. :-)

[redqueen]

No... as usual... I'm right there with you!

I was having trouble thinking of someone, but damn if you didn't hit the nail on the head with that one!

[matcom]

21. Shania

[mvd]

37. If I didn't enjoy her music, she'd be one of my choices, too

:hi:

[XNASA]

24. This one.

If by 'music' you mean, mechanized noise. Not sure how I'd go about it, but you must admit, she's fine.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

27. GET A LOAD OF THOSE CURVES!

[XNASA]

28. And twin spools too!

Hubba. Hubba.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

29. I'd ride that spindle for hours!

[VOX]

55. She's a mean machine!!!

:evilgrin:

[Emboldened Chimp]

30. I'd go for Vit C...

...also Britney, Jessica Simpson and any one of the Spice Girls.

[Arbustosux]

32. Ashcroft

does he qualify after his singing on Farenheit 9/11??

If so, I want to make him squeel like the little piggy he is :)

[elcondor]

33. ew ew ew

I suspect you are joking but eeeewwwww!! *shudders*

[Screaming Lord Byron]

34. Nelly Furtado.

[sasquatch]

51. She's my #1

Can't really stand her music but I'd hop at the chance to hop in the sack with her though:)

[mvd]

35. Bjork for one

Not bad looking, but her music just sounds like a bunch of art with no focus to me.

[mark414]

38. have you listened to her album "post"

perhaps that one will change your mind?

if not, oh well, everyone has different tastes

[mvd]

45. Not entirely

What I've heard from it doesn't sound much better. But her recent CDs are her worst IMO.

[IcyPeas]

39. Vitamin C???

I saw her (aka Colleen Fitzpatrick) playing the mother (one of leading roles) in Mama Mia (the Abba play) at the Pantages theater in los angeles this spring. was very surprised reading the credits and seeing it was her!!! who knew?

[Magrittes Pipe]

40. Isaac Bashevis Singer.

Worst. Accordionist. Ever.

[dolo amber]

42. Mmmmm....to be creamy center

of Gavin Rossdale/Enrique Iglesias sammich...:9

Or the Bros. Gallagher, 'cept I actually like some of their stuff...er...music...:evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

57. Gavin Rossdale.

Gay.

(allegedly)

Enrique Iglesias

Wig.

(allegedly)

Gallagher Brothers

Stupid

(not allegedly)

[dolo amber]

58. Ok, Gavin being gay I ain't buyin'....

You're gonna tell me Gwen Stephani is just a beard? Like she couldn't manage to get a hetero man...PA-LEASE...:eyes:

And I couldn't care less what Enrique's political affiliation is. :P

As to the Gallaghers...well DUH. They're certainly dumb as posts...two fine, fine, obnoxious posts....:9

[Screaming Lord Byron]

63. Big on the London gay club scene back in the '80's.

I suppose he could be bi.

[AntiCoup2K4]

44. I thought Whitney Houston was very attractive in the 80's

But her music made me vomit :puke:

[Mr. Blonde]

46. Britney, Jessica, and Christina

I was a little upset to find out that PJ Harvey wasn't better looking because I love her voice. At least more than her music overall.

[mvd]

54. I think Ashlee's better looking than Jessica

But for those who like Jessica and Britney, even though they are Repukes, I'd imagine that their administrations (IF someone so young could be President) would be better than the current one. Not a ringing endorsement, but something at least.

[Guy Fawkes]

48. Boy George.....

At least.... I think he's a guy. His name IS "Boy", right?

[maveric]

49. Mariah Carey

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

50. michelle branch

comes to mind

[mvd]

61. I'm a big fan of her looks and music

:loveya: Michelle

[mark414]

52. avril lavigne

and no, she's not too young for me, i'm only 19

music is terrible, but damn, i would love to take her on

[mvd]

60. I love her music

n/t

[VOX]

56. Natalie Imbruglia

[Amused2Death]

64. Not related to topic, but...

www.roger-waters.com

I implore you to please listen to these two songs Roger Waters wrote specifically to be released before the election. Please pass them on to anyone you know.

Edit: could someone post this as a new topic? It would be great to really get these songs out there. Thanks.

According to Waters, he began work on his new songs "…immediately after the invasion of Iraq, which is now fifteen months ago. It seems apposite to throw them out there on the Net, before the election. Historically, there have always been people within the artistic community who have spoken out about things they believe in and they should continue to do so. I shall certainly continue to do so, whether it has any effect or not, because I feel I have a responsibility to myself to do that."

A lyric from "Leaving Beirut":

Are these the people that we should bomb
Are we so sure they mean us harm
Is this our pleasure, punishment or crime
Is this a mountain that we really want to climb
The road is hard, hard and long
Put down that two by four
This man would never turn you from his door
Oh George! Oh George!
That Texas education must have fucked you up when you were very small