La Lioness Priyanka
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:44 PM
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I am Alan Keyes. Ask Me Anything. |
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Jesus talks to me all the time. I can pass the message to you.
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:45 PM
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1. What if Mr. Obama offered to debate you in Maryland, |
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just to give you home field advantage?
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:46 PM
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i spit on him....GOD spits on him...
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:45 PM
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2. lottery numbers for this coming weekend?? |
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I promise to give 10% to my church!
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:46 PM
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6. God is against gambling |
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dont you know anything? pagan! infidel! idiot!
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:47 PM
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7. but if I know the numbers |
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it's not REALLY gambling!!
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:45 PM
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:00 PM
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eternity in hell is what you deserve you damned lieberal
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:45 PM
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4. Jesus can't save you from the spanking Obama is going to give you . |
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Edited on Wed Sep-08-04 02:46 PM by CarolinaPeridot
;) Tell me , how do you feel about that ?
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:47 PM
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9. You Sodomite!!!!!!!!!! |
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god will roast you in his heavenly fires
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:47 PM
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8. Will you be commuting from Maryland... |
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:51 PM
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god will let me know what is happening in IL...i can then declares God's wish from maryland
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:58 PM
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:48 PM
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10. What are your thoughts on your new apartment in.......... |
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:52 PM
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he is a disgusting little liberal
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:54 PM
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Yeah. Sure. But what about Calumet Park? How do you like it? |
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:56 PM
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23. calumet park is the place god asked me to live |
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for political advantage...you know god ...hes a tricksy little hobbit
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:11 PM
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34. GOTCHA Mr. Keyes. Your apartment is not in Calumet Park..... |
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It's in Calumet CITY!!!!
You're an idiot!! Bwah!!!!! A-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-!!!!!
:evilgrin:
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:48 PM
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11. ok, can you stop being Alan Keyes? |
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it's just not the same ;)
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:53 PM
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19. are you questioning the man |
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who speaks directly to god?
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:54 PM
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are you questioning Jesus?
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:48 PM
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12. Yes, I have a question for you, Mr. Keyes... |
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Why the fuck are you such an idiot?
Thank you, I'll hang up and listen.
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:48 PM
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13. My car's engine has been making an odd sound ... |
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I'm not sure, but usually happens when I slow down from driving over 45 and will last for about 3 seconds. What do you recomend I do?
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:49 PM
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14. I have sex for fun, not procreation...will I go to hell? |
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:53 PM
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20. absolutely. god condems such vile acts of lascivousness |
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:50 PM
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15. How many members of the Wu Tang Clan can you name? |
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I'm white, but I can't shake the feeling that I'm blacker than you are. Care to prove me wrong?
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:52 PM
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18. Even I don't know how many members of the Wu Tang Clan there are |
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Not to offend but I doubt if 80% of black people know the answer to that as well . And btw , what does being " black " mean ?
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:03 PM
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29. I'm just curious as to how much knowledge Mr. Keyes has of black culture. |
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I think it's a valid question. Since many of his constituents will be urban black youth, I wanted to know how much he knows about their culture. Mr. Keyes obviously cares about young black men or else he wouldn't be running for the Senate where cities like Chicago would be in his jurisdiction. Maybe it's just me, but I like knowing that my Senators have at least a slight clue about what my life if like, and I'm sure many Chicago residents feel the same way. I bet Barack Obama does, too.
Unless of course the Illinois GOP chose you as their candidate purely because they wanted an African-American to run against Obama, in which case you, Mr. Keyes, are a sad, pathetic man.
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:09 PM
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32. You have an EXCELLENT point ... I did not think about that |
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Kudos for that point . Well Keyes will not have to worry about that since he is going to lose his election anyway .
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:09 PM
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33. are you questioning the man, God, Bush & Cheney Chose to run |
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against the evil democrat?
you are a stupid youngster
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:56 PM
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22. What's the capital of Illinois? |
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As a loyal Illinoisan, I'm sure you've got this one down pat, so how about it?
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:57 PM
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24. do not question god, you sinning liberal!! |
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:57 PM
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25. There is a large Muslim constituent in the Chicago area. How do you plan |
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on representing them, as senator from Illinois?
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Wed Sep-08-04 02:59 PM
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27. they are all doomed to hell |
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and dont need no representing
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:06 PM
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30. When did Jesus-uh! start telling you of his voting choices? |
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and is he really registered in Illinois?
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:07 PM
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31. I have friends who are Gay & Lesbian but I am not, that doesn't make me... |
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:18 PM
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:20 PM
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36. Will you please crawl back under your rock?? |
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....(The reallllly heavy rock)...(the rock with all the sharp pointy slivers)
:)
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:23 PM
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and god says follow God, Bush & Cheney!!
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:25 PM
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38. Have you been fitted for your straitjacket yet? |
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:29 PM
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41. jesus will take pleasure |
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:30 PM
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42. Who is Jesus, and why is he eating people? |
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:25 PM
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39. Has Lynne Cheney called you to kick your ass |
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for talking smack about her daughter?
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:28 PM
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you dare talk to me.
PS. LIONESS PRIYANKA LOVES YOU...She is a sinning dyke :P
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:33 PM
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43. Another question: do you remember the Golden Rule? ((n/t)) |
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:42 PM
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44. Do you know who Judy Barr Topinka is? |
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Also, why is she so pissed off at you?
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Wed Sep-08-04 03:51 PM
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Wed Sep-08-04 04:09 PM
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46. Are You Aware Of Your Insanity? |
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I mean, it's pretty obvious to the rest of us, but are you so disconnected that you have no idea just how crazy you are? The Professor
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Wed Sep-08-04 04:11 PM
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if i were would God, Bush & Cheney want me to represent IL?
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Wed Sep-08-04 04:14 PM
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48. Mr. Keyes, are you trying to sound insulting or stupid? |
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Enquiring minds want to know.
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Wed Sep-08-04 04:26 PM
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49. ok i cant do alan keyes anymore |
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