CAPTION this drunk pilot

[No2W2004]

"So where's the steering wheel on this thing?"

[Worst Username Ever]

1. "Hey der cletis thanks for helpin me out, where da jumpin' cables?

[skypilot]

2. "OK, after this, I'm going to have my teeth checked...

...and then I'm outta here."

[Endangered Specie]

3. Die Luftwaffe Kämpfe für das Vaterland!

[Barad Simith]

4. "I prop up a copy of Playboy on this steering-wheel-thingy...

...and then I got this here toilet paper dispenser installed in case of emergency."

[parasim]

5. Gee, these golfcarts are getting more and more complimicated!

[pacalo]

6. "Now tell me one more time...where's the 'reverse'?"

[Calico Jack Rackham]

7. Where the hell

is the glove compartment on this thingy? I need someplace to stash my coke spoon and bong.

[louis-t]

8. "No sir, I jes' misunderestimated

how hard these dang things are to fly."

[skip fox]

9. W. just got done saying to his instructor: "I love driving planes. Next,

I'm gonna learn how to be a submarine pilot!"

[montana_hazeleyes]

10. Instructor is saying

"Oh, Bush! You wee wee-ed your pants again"

[cosmicdot]

11. instructor: boy, what'cha need extra socks for?

[peekaloo]

12. It says eject, son, not reject. We're sympathetic to your self esteem.

Now stop whining ya pussy, it's just a damn photo op for your family scrapbook.

[johnnie]

13. "Where is the cup holder

..for my scotch?"

[VOX]

14. "Okay, just put a quarter in this slot, and it'll bounce you up and down."

"Now, you stay in this thing while I go in the drugstore and get some toothpaste and razor blades, okay? Good boy!"

[JSJ]

15. ...it's a cockpit, isn't it?

"why can't i play with my bad parts in here? it's a cockpit, isn't it?"