Taverner
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Thu Sep-09-04 05:11 PM
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If a guy dates two 18-year olds... |
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does that count as a thirty-six year old?
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Thu Sep-09-04 05:14 PM
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1. only if dating two nine year olds counts as dating an 18 year old |
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I'd be careful where you go with this.
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Thu Sep-09-04 05:14 PM
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2. No, it counts as six six year olds |
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Edited on Thu Sep-09-04 05:15 PM by DS1
I can do math!
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Thu Sep-09-04 05:14 PM
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3. No,6 six, 4 nine, or 3 twelve year olds. |
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Thu Sep-09-04 05:15 PM
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4. It also counts as a handjob from a 72 year old |
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Thu Sep-09-04 05:20 PM
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5. But if we are engaged in at least one 69 |
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Edited on Thu Sep-09-04 05:20 PM by DarkPhenyx
do we divide or multiply? Keeping to that thought it could be a 54 year old, or a 6 year old...depending. This is of course assuming Eu-clit-ian Geometry and non-Quantum Physics.
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Thu Sep-09-04 05:21 PM
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If you were any cuter there would have to be two of you...which is math too scary to contemplate. :)
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Thu Sep-09-04 05:26 PM
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10. Doesn't that get into the whole... |
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...rip in the "space time continuim" thingy we discussed oh-so-long ago?
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Thu Sep-09-04 05:29 PM
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Edited on Thu Sep-09-04 05:29 PM by VelmaD
but I also seem to remember you figured out a way where it would just turn into a "self perpetuating deviant bacchanalia" rather than the end of the universe. :)
And yeah, that was a long time ago. Gawd it's been a fun ride since. :)
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Thu Sep-09-04 05:23 PM
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Thu Sep-09-04 05:24 PM
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looks like everyone agrees with me on this one and you're just gonna have to play with kids your own age. :P
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Thu Sep-09-04 05:25 PM
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9. Warren Beatty asked why should he date a 40 year old... |
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instead of two 20 year olds
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Thu Sep-09-04 05:28 PM
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11. I think a more important question is... |
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..."what should you do when your reality exceeds your fantasies?"
The answer to which is "Keep it to yourself."
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