Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Another Serious Viagra Question

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 06:26 AM
Original message
Another Serious Viagra Question
They say that if the erection remains for over 4 hours that one ought to go to the emergency room as soon as possible. When one goes to the ER, what do they actually do?

Thanks!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Algorem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 06:29 AM
Response to Original message
1. they call the rock&roll nurse?
that's a hard one.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 06:30 AM
Response to Original message
2. They lance it like a boil....
or sometimes its a more "hands on" treament.

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 06:42 AM
Response to Reply #2
5. YEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I'll not go on the stuff.

I dunno how a hands-on approach can fix the problem though.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 06:30 AM
Response to Original message
3. Ask
Have you ever had this before?

180
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 06:39 AM
Response to Original message
4. make a mold, save it for posterity, and
give it a medal.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Algorem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 06:48 AM
Response to Original message
6. If they page "Doctor Bobbit" or say anything about "the lopper",run.
Run funny,but run.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 06:55 AM
Response to Original message
7. Actually you should wait 24 hours.
12 hour erections on potent males are not uncommon.


After 24 hours the hospital may give you vasoconstrictors, anti-inflammatories, steroids, etc.


If the drugs dont work you can opt for a surgery that will render you impotent forever.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 06:57 AM
Response to Original message
8. They send you to a padded cell
======
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
drdon326 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 07:02 AM
Response to Original message
9. No bullshit....they put a syringe in your penis.......
and drain the blood out.


its really serious shit.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 07:21 AM
Response to Original message
10. Usually high blood pressure medication works
Especially beta-adrenergic blockers like Inderal (propranolol).

Alpha-adrengeric drugs may also be used.

Viagra is also used as a heart drug in people with heart disease with vasoconstriction. This is often seen in diabetics and kidney disease patients, and people with frequent angina pain.

Viagra isn't really an aphrodesiac. It'll give you the wood, but you have to pick your own fruit. :evilgrin:

--bkl
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 07:38 AM
Response to Original message
11. Is this drug a slam on men or women?
--------
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 12:26 PM
Response to Reply #11
12. They have a special person give you some jello... photo
and the rest takes care of itself.

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Sun May 05th 2024, 02:46 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC