My feet are cold. Think I should....

[MissMillie]

.... get a dog so it can bring me my slippers?

I would be happy to walk it, and feed it, and play sock w/ it in return.

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Yes you should adopt a shelter dog...

...additionally, take some vitamin c and e to help improve circulation.

[Droopy]

2. I think most dogs would rather chew on your slippers

than fetch them for you. Let me know if you find a dog that will do that, though, so I can get one of its kin.

[LynzM]

6. My grandparents have one

He's a phenomenal dog, black lab mix, super-smart! He fetches slippers, carries the newspaper, helps bring in groceries, and is all-around amazing. We call him the bionic dog because he's had to have both hips replaced, to some extent :(

[Meshuga]

3. Get a cat...

My cat loves to sleep on top of my foot and I can't stand the heat sometimes.

[MissMillie]

4. I have 3

my cats don't like to sleep on me. Next to me, yes, but not on me.

[Liberal Veteran]

5. That's why you should have 6 cats like me....

...it increases the odds that at least ONE will want to sleep on you.

[barb162]

7. I have 4 and one always sleeps on top of me

and she kneads my scalp or neck. She does a very adequate massage and doesn't use her nails.