What will happen to DU when Kerry wins?

[liontamer]

[JohnKleeb]

1. I expect to get drunk honestly

I hope mass celebrations, I just cant wait!
Music, everything will be playing in my head when it happens. Sad thing is I bet it still wont be good enough for some people but that day is gonna be a hell of a day.

[coloradodem2005]

2. Hopefully it will stay.

We need this. This is the only news I trust at all. Other than The Daily Show.

[liontamer]

4. me too

I'm too much of a cynic to sit through even CNN reports

[JohnKleeb]

7. it will and the lounge is still one of my favorest sources for fun

[LoZoccolo]

3. There will be no sex threads.

I specifically asked.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=120x21153

[liontamer]

6. lol

well you never know, Skinner might get swept up in all the excitement

[LynneSin]

5. Screw online partying

I'm getting a big hotel room in DC for the inauguration. You're all invited!!

[LoZoccolo]

8. I will practice my love with women all across the country. n/t

[liontamer]

11. As a midwestern/swing state dem

you deserve it!

[liontamer]

9. awesome

You better get the big bed!

[JohnKleeb]

12. I already invited myself

:D, god how I love living near all the action, and then that following week, I start my new job with *fingers crossed and hoping for good luck* Ted Kennedy, its gonna be a great job for a great dem no matter what happens, so I'll be working in DC at the start of the liberation :).

[liontamer]

19. Wow that sounds great

And aren't you still in high school? Very impressive resume you're building there

[JohnKleeb]

22. Yes, the final year

Ive got two anti war rallies to my credit, one pro choice rally, attneded a NoVA Dem rally last week, and I went to a couple of Kucinich events while in primary season. I am also in young dems, we elected our officers a unique way, I decided to become the top research specialist, I am not much of a talker as most people will tell you but I do know my shit, so I take to research and writing, hence why I want to be a speechwriter but would never be a real politican.

[liontamer]

23. Do you think you'll go to college in the DC area?

You could build a killer resume of internships by the time you graduated.

[JohnKleeb]

24. My plan now is to go to a local community college

but NOVA is regarded as one of the top community colleges in the country, I actually want to leave Virginia for like up north or on the coast somewhere but if I could stay in DC and work my way up, that wuold be great too.

[liontamer]

25. It's something to consider

the working world is largely about connections, but you could work in the local offices of politicians anywhere you went to school

[JohnKleeb]

28. true

and my parents arent involved in politics, my dad worked many jobs and my mom though a government worker isnt in the kind of position to get me places.

[liontamer]

30. well good luck

We need more people like you in the world! Young, bright, and not a freeper

[JohnKleeb]

31. I just wish I were less shy but thanks anyhow

Its the main officers in the school's young dems who really deserve a lot of credit, our number has trippled from last year and this district went 56-41 for Bush last time.

[liontamer]

34. Everybody contributes in their own way

You'll find that with time and practice, your shyness won't stop you from doing what you need to do.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. i will spend the even cuddling and ignore DU

[liontamer]

13. that's nice

but will it be true if we have wireless set up by then?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. yes

too much tension...

[liontamer]

16. then you'll definately get a backrub

and a wide assortment of tension relieving rubs :evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. blush

purr

[mark414]

14. i am going to do the following

1. burn the lovely george and laura signed picture i have hanging above my head (complete with beards and devil horns)

2. piss on the ashes

3. get drunk as hell and try to get girls to sleep with me in celebration




at least i'm honest?

[liontamer]

18. Heck don't be ashamed

that sounds like a great plan!(just make sure you have a fire extinguisher! if you get drunk first it might not be so easy to piss out the flames)

[mark414]

20. good idea!

is it possible for fire to travel up the urine stream if im pissin out pure liquor?

that would be good to know in advance...

[liontamer]

21. I'm not sure

but this is one case where the scientific method is not the way to go

[Kurt Remarque]

26. name change to "democratic overground"

[liontamer]

27. cute

I like smartasses,

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especially ones in swing states! Welcome to DU

[sundog]

29. On line Love-In... then continue fighting the right wing attack machine

[BluePatriot]

32. The servers will start shooting sparks

and we will see a lot of these :party: :toast: :bounce:

Weee! I can't wait! :)

[liontamer]

33. Yay

I expect a lot of virtual and real life jumping for joy.
:bounce: :bounce:

[salvorhardin]

35. I predict

in 10 years there will be a VH1 'DU: Behind that internet thingie that liberals used to do' special where will learn that after Kerry won the election, DU could only get work as a guest on cheezy daytime game shows on the Lifetime channel. Falling into a deep depression, the washed up internet star developed a nasty crank habit.

Devoid of the fame and attention lavished on DU during its glory days, DU was known to go on multi-day drinking binges with FreeRepublic. After being arrested when secret service agents trace bizarre e-mails to Teresa Heinz-Kerry reading 'I just want to be loved. Why won't you love me? Didn't we have fun in Boston?' back to DU, DU enters a court ordered substance abuse treatment program.

After successfully completing the 6 week program, DU gets ahold of Rush Limbaugh's agent and publishes its memoirs entitled, 'Life Bytes: The strange and torrid story of an internet message board.' The memoirs sail to the top of the NY Times Bestseller lists and DU lands a sit-com gig with Matt LeBlanc which is cancelled after only 1 show, just like Matt LeBlanc's three previous sit-coms after Friends.

A week later DU turns up dead in a seedy motel on the Hollywood strip. An embarrassed Skinner refuses to comment.

[blondeatlast]

36. The Israel/Palestine forum will go the way of the dodo, I hope! nt

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

37. Oh my ga

I'm gonna party like it's 1999!!! Then I'm gonna cry for joy!!! Then cry some more!!! Then laugh like a hyena for like four hours and scare children!!!

Then I'm gonna dance anyone who will let me all over my house!!! No music? WHO CARES?

Then I'm gonna play the Black-Eyed Peas "Let's Get it Started" like five thousand times until I puke from dancing so hard.

Then I'm gonna go find my repuke neighbors and yell "BLAM!!!" really loud to them!!!

Oh wait...DU? Well I hope it stays! We've got mid-terms after that baby!

[miss_kitty]

38. it'll take 15 minutes for a page to refresh

if you have the highest of high speed. at least.

[onebigbadwulf]

39. Complain that Kerry is too conservative

and complain about all the right-wing stuff he does.

[UrbScotty]

40. PARTY!

What else?

:party: