Favorite Plaid Adder quote? (For T-shirt)

[Plaid Adder]

EarlG has given me the go-ahead to do a Plaid Adder T-shirt, so I'm thinking about what to put on it. Does anyone out there have a favorite sound bite from one of the columns that you've always wanted to be able to wear in public?

Or not,

The Plaid Adder

[wryter2000]

1. Not a quote

But Rummy the Whack is my favorite. Maybe you can incorporate that into a slogan.

[Plaid Adder]

2. If I could draw

I could do a little graphic of him giggling and playing with his electrodes while Princess Swingvoter looks on dubiously...but I can't, really.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder