MichaelHarris
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Wed Sep-15-04 02:34 PM
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And the #1 thing NOT TO DO IN Montana |
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1. Go into a sporting goods store on Sept. 11th and ask, "Why is everyone wearing red, white, and blue ribbons?"
I did that because I just forgot. My reply was, "Oh yeah I remember, the reason we invaded a country that had nothing to do with 9-11" man the corn-fed boys stormed me.
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Wed Sep-15-04 02:38 PM
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Nicholas D Wolfwood
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Wed Sep-15-04 02:39 PM
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2. The #1 thing not to do in Montana? |
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Anything besides drive through it.
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MichaelHarris
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Wed Sep-15-04 02:43 PM
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Edited on Wed Sep-15-04 02:44 PM by mharris660
flyfishing in Montana but this last trip was horrible. I went with a guy I didn't know all that well for 10 days and lasted 3. I had to hike out and find a hotel room because he had drove. Called my wife and waited for her to drive from Washington to get me.
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Wed Sep-15-04 02:44 PM
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4. How about walk into the store |
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And say, "What a faaaa-bu-lous window treatment?"
Here in Tulsa, we have a really fundy church called GUTS Church that has a Hell-House every Halloween where you walk through different rooms to see different sinners burning in hell - abortionists, homosexuals, etc. I really want to go and say something like that in the homosexual room... Of course, then they would definitely follow me and try to "convert" me into becoming a good Christian.
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Wed Sep-15-04 02:46 PM
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I ever found something like that every fiber of my being would cause me to trash the hell out of it.
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Wed Sep-15-04 02:52 PM
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7. You have got to be shitting me!!! |
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Why do I have the sudden urge t ogo to this Hell-House and decorate with various adult toys and marital aids :)
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Wed Sep-15-04 03:13 PM
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12. OMG.. so much for the verse |
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"Judge not lest ye be judged"
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Wed Sep-15-04 03:16 PM
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Wed Sep-15-04 03:26 PM
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18. they are "playing " Hellhouse in Hollywood |
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with guests like Bill Maher playing Satan- Richard Belzer ,etc They haven't changed anything, its the funniest show in town.
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Wed Sep-15-04 02:48 PM
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Kaczynski residence has been designated a state monument yet.
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Wed Sep-15-04 03:08 PM
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on bushes* second term agenda I heard.
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Wed Sep-15-04 02:53 PM
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8. "And the # 1 thing NOT TO DO IN Montana" |
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Badmouth Timothy McVeigh.
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MichaelHarris
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Wed Sep-15-04 03:08 PM
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on the new Montana St quarter right?
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Wed Sep-15-04 03:10 PM
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11. Ummm, that's grain fed out in Montana... |
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Corn fed is in the central part of the country....
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Wed Sep-15-04 03:16 PM
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those big-ole boys wanted to kick my ass.
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Wed Sep-15-04 03:18 PM
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15. Balin' hay and feeding the cattle... |
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is quite the workout...and draggin an elk that you just shot down the mountian ain't no picnic either!!
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Wed Sep-15-04 03:20 PM
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out of season elk or in season elk? Man there was some killin' going on in the woods where I was. Bullits flyin everywhere.
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Wed Sep-15-04 03:25 PM
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17. Don't know the seasons there... |
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I know we're one week away from shooting geese and ducks here in Iowa...those guns go off RIGHT at dawn...no reason anyone in the State would WANT TO SLEEP!!!
There's also MANY 'target practice' areas that people can shoot whenever they darn well please!!
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Wed Sep-15-04 03:29 PM
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season started in Montana last weekend because I heard tons of shooting. It's either that on the local militia found some "non-white" people. Not really a season on those.
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Wed Sep-15-04 03:41 PM
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22. You sure it isn't "Feeding hay and ballin' the cattle"? |
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Wed Sep-15-04 03:35 PM
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20. Do they still have dental flosh? |
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It's know for that I hear.
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Wed Sep-15-04 03:39 PM
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if Frank Zappa's farm is still producing
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