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Sun Sep-19-04 09:12 PM
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What's wrong with Laura Bush's face? |
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I mean, her face is always the same. I know Teresa Heinz Kerry uses botox, but at least her face registers human emotion. Any ideas?
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Sun Sep-19-04 09:13 PM
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1. She's an outdated model. |
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The older robots are unable to express human emotions.
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Sun Sep-19-04 09:13 PM
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because her soul has been captured and replaced with a Chatty Kathy mechanism.
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Sun Sep-19-04 09:20 PM
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12. trivia fact for y'all |
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the chatty cathy doll was named after my sister. honest. my cousin worked for j walter thompson ad agency, and had the mattel account. when they were introducing the doll, they talked to him about it. my sister, who still does talk all the time, was visiting them, helping out because his wife was pregnant. so, she inspired him. this little story helped her get on wheel of fortune. they like if you have a cool story to tell about yourself.
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Mon Sep-20-04 08:00 AM
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How old was your sis at the time?
And how did she do on "Wheel of Fortune"?
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Mon Sep-20-04 08:58 AM
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and she won $6400. her hubby bought her a reproduction chatty cathy when she got accepted. she spells it with a k, but...
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Sun Sep-19-04 09:15 PM
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3. Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon gave her a discount. nt |
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Sun Sep-19-04 09:15 PM
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4. it's in the White House |
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It should be selling Mary Kay at a truck stop in Abiline
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Sun Sep-19-04 09:16 PM
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5. Botox ROCKS. It works great on the tiny frown lines from spending too much |
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time reading and on the computer.
LOVE that stuff.
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Sun Sep-19-04 09:21 PM
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Mon Sep-20-04 08:46 AM
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21. Honestly, it really works great. The added benefit I found later was that |
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my chronic headaches are GONE! GONE. GONE!
Headaches from too much reading and computers, totally GONE. I hadn't expected that benefit when my vanity got the best of me, and am pleased to report that 2 years into injections every 3-4 months at $300 per, have made a really nice difference in my appearance... I don't look angry anymore! It was the one site on my face that had a wrinkle, the rest, I'm happy to report, is wrinkle, crinkle, crease, sag and crepe free, at age 44.
I tend to wait a tad too long between injections, but since I've been doing it this long, the effects last a bit longer, since the muscles have relaxed for a far longer time now.
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Sun Sep-19-04 09:16 PM
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6. Lady Placid Facial Iron? |
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Sun Sep-19-04 09:18 PM
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Sun Sep-19-04 09:18 PM
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8. Over made-up and it will crack if she moves it. |
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Sun Sep-19-04 09:20 PM
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10. She keeps her soul in a jar of Oil of Olay |
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that sits on a mantlepiece in the White House.
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Sun Sep-19-04 09:26 PM
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14. Cyberdyne Systems Model T-100... |
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Human skin grown over a hyper-alloy combat chassis...very tough.
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Sun Sep-19-04 09:35 PM
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15. Think she had some work done when she was 'hiking' (nt) |
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Mon Sep-20-04 12:46 AM
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17. duh. she's gotta look at some nasty shit (shrub, pops, and babs) |
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i dare anyone to look at that sinister trinity and come out looking normal. it's impossible.
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Mon Sep-20-04 12:47 AM
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18. She looks like the joker - check it out |
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Edited on Mon Sep-20-04 12:49 AM by HEyHEY
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Mon Sep-20-04 08:49 AM
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22. I thought it was Ronald McDonald... |
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Edited on Mon Sep-20-04 08:49 AM by mrboba1
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Mon Sep-20-04 12:49 AM
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19. They had to cover up the lines around her mouth from chainsmoking. |
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Mon Sep-20-04 08:57 AM
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23. She's wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door. |
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Mon Sep-20-04 09:45 AM
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25. She's a Stepford wife. |
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Her programming only allows for a couple of facial expressions.
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