MrScorpio
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Mon Sep-20-04 12:18 PM
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My wife loves watching me beat my meat |
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So okay, we're in the kitchen and I'm tenderizing this cut of beef with this tenderizing hammer. Then my wife comes around and gives me a hug and a kiss. So I say, "What's up?"
She says that she's thanking me for helping out in the kitchen. Especially, since she hurt her shoulder some time ago and really dreads using the tenderizing hammer.
I tell her no problem and I don't mind helping out at all, since I know that this is the best way to make the meat tender and juicy.
So she goes over to make the salad and I get back to tenderizing.
We're going to eat good tonight.
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Mon Sep-20-04 12:19 PM
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1. Ah. See, I thought you were talking about masturbation. |
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Mon Sep-20-04 12:21 PM
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2. That's just because you have a filthy mind, |
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no-one else thought that.
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Mon Sep-20-04 12:21 PM
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Absolutely no-one. Least of all you, Guy.
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Mon Sep-20-04 12:27 PM
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4. When I had my lobotomy I got them to leave an opening so I can |
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scrub my mind out with dettol & a wire brush to keep it clean. :)
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Mon Sep-20-04 12:29 PM
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One might almost suspect you enjoy posting incendiary threads using sexually suggestive language about food. Just a thought.
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Mon Sep-20-04 12:36 PM
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6. Gee, What gives you that idea? |
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