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Mrs_Beastman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 12:31 PM
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My wife loves watching me play with my balls.
I'm becoming quite the expert juggler. Soon I'll be able to move up to bowling pins...
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 12:32 PM
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1. Does Mr. Beastman know you have a wife?
And balls? :scared:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 12:33 PM
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2. I screwed up
Posted under my wife's handle...well, she'll get burned, not me!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 12:34 PM
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3. *sigh*
You're celebrating you one-year-anniversary of being married to yourself, aren't you? :eyes:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 12:36 PM
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4. Learning to love yourself can be the greatest love of all.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 12:38 PM
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5. I believe the children are our future.
Teach them well, and let them lead the way.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 01:01 PM
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6. That's so deep!
Do you mind if I quote you?
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Joe Chi Minh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 01:03 PM
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7. Bawdy song
Throw your * in the air said the juggler, slap your * on the slab said the butcher, merry merry men are we! There's none so fair as can compare with the boys in harmony". Just the refrain, I think. Can't remember the rest.
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