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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:16 PM Original message |
NOW OPEN -- Allen's Confessional Booth (All Are Welcome) |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
1. You sure that's the kind of booth you're most comfy in? |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:17 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. I Know... You'd Think I'd Burst Into Flames Or Something |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:18 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Yeah. Flames. |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
2. Can I just show you on the doll where the bad man touched me? |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:21 PM Response to Reply #2 |
11. No... show me on ME! |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
4. Today I made a left turn on a red arrow |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:20 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. For your penance... |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:21 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. You are most benevolent |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:26 PM Response to Reply #12 |
21. A Poetic Reading Of That Song... |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:31 PM Response to Reply #21 |
29. I thought so too! |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:34 PM Response to Reply #29 |
32. Just Be Glad I Didn't Make You Recite The Lyrics To "Bad" |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
6. bless me for i have sinned |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:22 PM Response to Reply #6 |
14. For your penance... |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:44 PM Response to Reply #14 |
33. hmm |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
7. I haven't done shit at work today... |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:23 PM Response to Reply #7 |
15. No... that's not wrong. Screw "the man"!! |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
8. I bought a machine to take the demons out of water. |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:24 PM Response to Reply #8 |
16. For your penance... |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:25 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. OK. |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
10. "Well, um, er...I have had some impure thoughts in the Lounge" |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:24 PM Response to Reply #10 |
17. Only "some"?? You must go back and have MORE!! |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:26 PM Response to Reply #10 |
22. He has! I can attest to that! |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:27 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. That Begs The Question... WHERE Do You Have Them? |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:28 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Have what? |
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Donkeyboy75 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:22 PM Response to Original message |
13. I'm not ascendant. |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:25 PM Response to Reply #13 |
18. For your penance... |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
20. OK |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:29 PM Response to Reply #20 |
28. So you lied about it!! That's just as bad!! For your penance... |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:47 PM Response to Reply #28 |
34. NOOOO! Anything But That! |
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Rowdyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
23. I have coveted my neighbor's ass |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:29 PM Response to Reply #23 |
27. Was that you? |
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Rowdyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 03:42 PM Response to Reply #27 |
54. Too shy |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 04:00 PM Original message |
Oh, I'm very gullible |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:31 PM Response to Reply #23 |
30. OMG... So Have I!!! -- I mean... that's awful! For your penance... |
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Rowdyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 03:44 PM Response to Reply #30 |
55. "Forgive me Father, for I know not what I do" |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:28 PM Response to Original message |
25. why did you touch me there? |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:32 PM Response to Reply #25 |
31. I Can't Help Myself... |
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sundog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
35. ummm - What are you wearing under that robe? |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:58 PM Response to Reply #35 |
40. What Robe? |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:48 PM Response to Original message |
36. i am not a very good person |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:58 PM Response to Reply #36 |
41. For your penance... |
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Trish (170 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
37. Played hooky from work yesterday |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:59 PM Response to Reply #37 |
43. For your penance... |
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Trish (170 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 03:03 PM Original message |
I knew there was a reason I gave up religion.... |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
38. I don't get it, Father Allen. |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 03:00 PM Response to Reply #38 |
45. One Out Of Four Is A Good Start... |
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Beware the Beast Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 07:45 PM Response to Reply #38 |
75. Well, those 2 weeks do yield some great thread content. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:55 PM Response to Original message |
39. Bless me, Allen, for I have sinned... |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 03:01 PM Response to Reply #39 |
46. Rumor has it that you're pretty well blessed already... |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 03:12 PM Response to Reply #46 |
51. oh YOU! |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 04:00 PM Response to Reply #51 |
59. Now I KNOW I have to meet you someday! |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 04:05 PM Response to Reply #59 |
63. Better now! |
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loudestchick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
42. Forgive me. |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 03:01 PM Response to Reply #42 |
47. For your penance... |
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loudestchick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 03:08 PM Response to Reply #47 |
50. So cruel... |
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Maleficus (148 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
44. Orgy in the confessional booth? |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 03:03 PM Response to Reply #44 |
48. The one about watching CNN is pretty bad... |
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Maleficus (148 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 03:07 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. Yikes! |
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miss_kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
52. I am Watching 42nd Street w/ Ruby Keeler on CBC TV |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 03:59 PM Response to Reply #52 |
58. Your secret is safe with me... |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 03:18 PM Response to Original message |
53. I hate my partner |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 04:00 PM Response to Reply #53 |
60. For your penance... |
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Nikia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
56. I confessed my deepest darkest secret to my best friend |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 04:03 PM Response to Reply #56 |
61. For your penance... |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
57. I find these oddly kinky |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 04:04 PM Response to Reply #57 |
62. I'm terribly sorry... this is beyond the scope of what I can handle. |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 04:16 PM Response to Reply #62 |
65. Maybe I could just say some Mail Harrys? |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 05:47 PM Response to Reply #65 |
68. It's Worth A Try... Or You Could Just |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
64. Forgive me father for I have sinned |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 05:48 PM Response to Reply #64 |
69. For your penance... |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-21-04 08:11 AM Response to Reply #69 |
97. Can do after the election |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 04:22 PM Response to Original message |
66. This thread has me cracking UP! |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 05:50 PM Response to Reply #66 |
70. That's Not A Confession... But For Wasting My Time.... |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 08:04 PM Response to Reply #70 |
77. Music is good... |
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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 05:06 PM Response to Original message |
67. Forgive me allen, |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 05:55 PM Response to Reply #67 |
71. Sometimes There Are Times When It's Wisest To... |
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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 06:48 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. Ah, shit. |
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ikojo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
73. Allen, I am not a Christian...as a matter of fact I am Jewish |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 08:05 PM Response to Reply #73 |
78. Not A Sin... |
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CrownPrinceBandar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
74. I am vocationally challenged...................... |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 08:10 PM Response to Reply #74 |
79. This Is Not A Sin... You Simply Haven't Grown Up Yet |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
76. Forgive me father, for I REALLY want to sin... |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 08:14 PM Response to Reply #76 |
81. Wanting To Sin And Actually Sinning Are The Same Thing... |
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WindRavenX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
80. I have lust in my heart!!!! |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 08:58 PM Response to Reply #80 |
83. Lust is perfectly natural... but it doesn't belong in your heart... |
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newsguyatl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 08:45 PM Response to Original message |
82. i have a crush on your avatar |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 09:06 PM Response to Reply #82 |
84. Oh For Goodness Sake... Get Some Real Porn!! :-) |
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newsguyatl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 09:08 PM Response to Reply #84 |
85. how about we just watch it IN your booth? |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 09:31 PM Response to Reply #85 |
86. There's Only One Chair In Here... |
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Texasgal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 09:35 PM Response to Reply #86 |
87. I find myself wanting to have |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 09:38 PM Response to Reply #87 |
88. Oh No You Dih'n't... You Better Don't, Girl! |
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Texasgal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 09:45 PM Response to Reply #88 |
91. Ummm...okay... |
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Texasgal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 09:46 PM Response to Reply #88 |
92. Self delete |
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newsguyatl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 09:40 PM Response to Reply #86 |
89. hmm, how about you sit on MY lap |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 09:45 PM Response to Reply #89 |
90. Holy Crap... Now *I* Need To Confess!! |
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 09:54 PM Response to Original message |
93. Nice booth, but I only confess in taxicabs |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-21-04 04:07 AM Response to Reply #93 |
95. I Loved "Taxicab Confessions!!!" |
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-21-04 08:57 AM Response to Reply #95 |
98. Eeeeeeyeeeewwww! Please! Not "Real Sex"! |
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Dookus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-20-04 10:15 PM Response to Original message |
94. Does your "confessional booth" take |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-21-04 04:13 AM Response to Reply #94 |
96. Girlfriend-please! Tokens only! |
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Throckmorton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-21-04 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
99. Bless me Queer Duck, for I have sinned: |
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