American Processed Cheese food ruins everything

[Cheswick2.0]

I had some NY Sharp Cheddar and I melted it over chips with chilli pepper and red pepper. It was delicious so I decided to make more. But I had about 5 slices of American processed cheese food (my friend ate it, but I do not and since he died I thought I would get rid of it the cheswick way...by eating it). So I put the American Processed Cheese food in with the real cheese... the NY sharp Cheddar and it RUINED the good cheese and made it all tast like horrible American Process Cheese food slices. UGH

Please don't even tell me you like that stuff.

[htuttle]

1. That stuff is illegal in Wisconsin

But unlike Oleo, nobody bothers to smuggle it in.

[Cheswick2.0]

4. LOL

No one smuggles it in, that is funny. It might be good for glue, but I am not sure it even has enough substance for that.

[Paradise]

2. Ewwww, I hate Cheese Food! n/t

[Worst Username Ever]

3. I like it only on grilled cheese sandwiches

because it does not melt greasy-like. I can't eat it straight like I can with real cheese.

[Cheswick2.0]

6. The best cheese for grilled cheese

is Swiss. Did you ever try it?

[Worst Username Ever]

9. Too strong. I actually prefer provalone, but I usually stick with

kraft cheese, a slice of ham, and a dollop of dijon on the side for dipping. Bachelor on a budget, you know.

[Cheswick2.0]

11. I see

To me the stronger the cheese is the better the taste. But the ham and mustard sounds good.

[Nikia]

5. Was it Kraft singles?

If you are going to buy processed cheese, buy American cheese, not cheese food, from the deli. It melts easier than naturual cheddar and keeps longer. Don't buy cheese food. I suppose some people like it, but the term means that they substituted whey powder for some of the cheese to make it cheaper. Unfortunately processed cheese is variable anyway because plants often take advantage of oppurtunity cheese, which they get free for not so good reasons. Processed cheeses of all types are made in Wisconsin along with naturual cheese.

[Cheswick2.0]

8. I think Jack used to buy it because it was

better for his heart, or he thought it was. He always thought his heart would kill him. But it was his lungs instead.

Jack was a walking advertisement for not smoking. Years ago he also has oral cancer.

[tridim]

7. Sixty four slices of American cheese...

64.. auuughhhmm... 63.. auuughhhmm.. 62..

[Cheswick2.0]

10. Where do you live? I am going to

have to come there and tickle you untill you let go of that horrible cheese food.

[tridim]

12. I forgot to credit that quote to Homer Simpson

He got through the entire package. Took him all night. :)

[The empressof all]

13. Processed Cheese is good for one thing

Velveeta actually makes excellent fudge. Creamy and delicious. Yummy chocolate cheesy goodness.

[TreasonousBastard]

14. Hey, I thought everyone knew...

the only REAL nachos are made with Cheez Whiz and bacon bits.

[Cheswick2.0]

15. eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

yuck