DavidDvorkin
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Tue Sep-21-04 09:40 PM
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Fan mail I just received, and my reply |
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Edited on Tue Sep-21-04 09:46 PM by DavidD
(This came in response to an essay on my Web site.)
From: "Kevin Leary" To: david@dvorkin.com Subject: Rudi Bakhtiar is an airhead Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2004 12:30:39 -0600
Dear condescendingly "enlightened one," Your piece is a fucking joke, because you sir, are a fucking joke. You seem to have not watched an episode of CNN Headline news in years, as you mischaracterize her as some "young republican..." because she refuses your Bolshevik ideology, and your qualification that Ms. Bakhtiar is an "airhead" is simply a reflection of how arrogantly high you hold your own intellect. And while you can't "objectively quantify" "airheadedness," you seem to be able to qualitatively discern it with precision. Furthermore, those who believe your insignificance will "hurt her feelings" should sleep well knowing that your internet site, and the idiocies which stem from it, are inconsequential in every aspect. I sleep well at night, and so does Rudi Bakhtiar, knowing your opinions are the pathetic derivatives of your intellectually deficient mind. Fuck you, you pathetic piece of shit.
My reply:
Thanks for your fan mail. I'm delighted to know that I've brought a little excitement into your constricted life, much of which I assume is spent in front of the television set, trying to masturbate to CNN Headline News.
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Tue Sep-21-04 09:43 PM
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1. I wouldn't put your fans email address up on DU. |
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I don't think we should be just like them. And the DU admins take the email addresses off of their fanmail when they publish it.
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DavidDvorkin
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Tue Sep-21-04 09:46 PM
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2. I cut and pasted the whole thing |
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I didn't mean that I wanted anyone to e-mail the guy. I agree, we shouldn't engage in harassment, the way the rightwingers do.
I'll remove it, if I can figure out this editing thing.
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Tue Sep-21-04 09:47 PM
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That was easy enough. Thanks for pointing that out.
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Tue Sep-21-04 09:49 PM
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4. Wow, you really got to him |
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Tue Sep-21-04 09:52 PM
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The essay is at http://www.dvorkin.com/essays/rbair.htmin case anyone wants to read it.
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Tue Sep-21-04 09:55 PM
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7. Ahh you ruined his fantasy |
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Tue Sep-21-04 09:51 PM
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5. "Thanks for your fan mail" - LOL. |
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Great response. Did you ever read how Al Franken would respond to hate mailers?
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DavidDvorkin
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:01 PM
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8. My wife read that to me from Franken's book |
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And she told me I should do something similar the next time I received nasty e-mail. I finally got my chance. :)
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:03 PM
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9. Can you figure out how he found your site? |
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Did he do a google search for "Rudi Bakhtiar nude pictures"?
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DavidDvorkin
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:16 PM
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12. Probably a simple Google search on her name |
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I track the hits on my site, and that essay gets lots of hits from Google searches for "rudi bakhtiar" or "cnn rudi" and suchlike. (I can see the search string that was entered as well as where the hit came from.)
I haven't checked recently, but at one time, if you did one of those searches, my site came up first on Google.
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:09 PM
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10. not your typical inarticulate freep fare |
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This guy is expressive, intelligible, and didn't even misspell anything. Nice. :D Kinda went crazy with the scarequotes, though.
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DavidDvorkin
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:15 PM
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11. Yeah, much more literate than most of the ones I get |
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I get quite a bit of e-mail because of that essay. A few people agree with me, but most of the e-mails are from Bakhtiar fans who are outraged that I would say anything nasty about their goddess. Those tend to semiliterate and nothing but a stream of insults.
One said I must be "a homo". Another sait that I was just upset because I knew I'd never have a chance with her. I wrote back to ask him if he thought he did.
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:23 PM
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Your article was interesting, too.
Although I think Rudi Bakhtiar is extremely attractive myself, I've noticed the same "airheadish" tendencies that you mention in your article. I'm not really sure what her political persuasion is... I always figured she was just towing the CNN line like pretty much all their "newsreaders" do. Not that that's particularly admirable, though... for all I know she is a former Young Republican like you mentioned. I always figured her for a not particularly insightful, perhaps airheadish newsreader; guess she could be a Repug, but it's hard for me to face that fact! haha I guess for me she's like how you are with the Lynn Russell you mentioned... I can watch Rudi Bakhtiar and be captivated without even realizing so much what she's saying, 'cause she's just that attractive to me. I feel like a pig admitting something like that, but I guess it's true. That's probably where the bulk of the people attacking you are coming from. I think you make a good point in the article, though.
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:34 PM
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15. Ah, Lynn Russell! Sigh! |
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Not only was she a major babe, but she always seemed to be laughing at Republicans when she read anything about them.
Could have been my imagination, but I hope not.
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