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Wed Sep-22-04 01:00 PM
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What Ever Happened to Forrest Gump? |
Crankie Avalon
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Wed Sep-22-04 01:02 PM
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1. He developed a mean streak... |
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Edited on Wed Sep-22-04 01:03 PM by George W Bush
...and was selected President?
(My speechwriter told me to say that)
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Wed Sep-22-04 01:21 PM
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2. They made him the leader of the free world. |
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and now we're all "Gump Nation".
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Thu Sep-23-04 03:41 PM
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3. He holed up in a Vegas hotel room for three weeks with Salma Hayek |
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Finally.
Or am I revealing too much of my personal life here?
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Thu Sep-23-04 03:42 PM
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Thu Sep-23-04 05:20 PM
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She called your name out at the most inopportune time, you cuckolder.
She just kept crying "Hey hey hey hey..."
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Thu Sep-23-04 03:57 PM
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Thu Sep-23-04 05:20 PM
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Thu Sep-23-04 04:04 PM
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6. Did you enjoy it, naughty boy? |
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Thu Sep-23-04 05:21 PM
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9. Well, yeah, but I'm certainly enjoying this... |
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A little to the left, please. I had a portrait of her tattooed on that side. She's got the matching opposite. :-)
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Thu Sep-23-04 05:26 PM
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Fri Sep-24-04 12:55 AM
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Oops..wait a minute...I'm gone again!
And now I'm back, again...
(it's all very much like a pussycat who goes in and out the door or window all day)
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Thu Sep-23-04 05:25 PM
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10. With MoonPies and Rcs all around... nt |
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Fri Sep-24-04 12:56 AM
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13. Moon pies and RC colas |
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on the hood of NSMA's car.
It doesn't get much better than that. :D
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Fri Sep-24-04 01:01 AM
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14. busted w/ bubba for smuggling shit in on his fleet of shrimp boats |
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Fri Sep-24-04 02:02 AM
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15. currently the governor of alabama |
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