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Thu Sep-16-04 12:04 PM
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Poll question: How were you conceived? |
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Edited on Thu Sep-16-04 12:05 PM by jpgray
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Thu Sep-16-04 12:04 PM
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1. And every night, I try to get back in. |
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Thu Sep-16-04 12:06 PM
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Thu Sep-16-04 12:05 PM
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2. I was hatched out of a witch's egg. |
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Thu Sep-16-04 12:07 PM
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4. I was born on Olympus, |
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To my father, a son, I was raised by the demons, Trained to reign as the one...
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Thu Sep-16-04 12:10 PM
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I was conceived in the usual fashion in a San Fransisco hotel room May 1971.
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Thu Sep-16-04 12:19 PM
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against her wishes. if only Roe vs Wade had come sooner...
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Thu Sep-16-04 12:20 PM
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7. Pretty sure my dad fucked my mom and it happened |
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Thu Sep-16-04 12:46 PM
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8. It is my understanding: |
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That my mommy and my daddy loved each other very much. So, one night, they put their bodies very close together. And my daddy's penis entered my mommy's vagina. And then my daddy had a big sneeze, and the seed went from his penis into my mommy's vagina, where he planted it and made a baby.
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Thu Sep-16-04 03:35 PM
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10. What's with the 'sneeze' thing? |
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Edited on Thu Sep-16-04 03:35 PM by redqueen
A guy I knew said orgasms were like sneezes... I remember thinking, 'what the hell kind of orgasms are you having?!'
Now that you've said it too... I'm wondering, whatever did I miss in health class?
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Thu Sep-16-04 03:47 PM
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13. I recall a very 70 -style book for kids |
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that described the act as making you feel like the biggest tickle you had ever had, or something to that effect. Needless to say, most parents were not pleased about that particular description, so maybe the sneeze part would be more acceptable.
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Thu Sep-16-04 04:18 PM
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18. Reminds Me Of An Old Joke !!! |
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An old guy is waiting in a bar for his buddy to show up. His buddy is late. When he finally shows up the old guy says,
"Where the hell have you been?"
"I was at the Doctors!"
"You and your Doctor, you're always at the Doctors. So tell me, what's wrong with you THIS time?"
"I have this weird condition. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
"WHAT??? Every time you sneeze, you have an orgasm??? What are you taking for it?"
"Pepper."
:hi::evilgrin::hi:
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Thu Sep-16-04 05:29 PM
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20. It's how some dumb sex-ed book my parents gave me explained it. |
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I don't get it either....maybe it's a guy thing? Remember -- sex ed films did not actually address sex as enjoyable (especially for the woman). They also used passive voice -- "the penis enters the vagina," as though those things just happen on their own. (For awhile, I thought penises could just...do that...)
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Thu Sep-16-04 03:31 PM
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9. My parents set up their own shot gun wedding |
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My mother wanted to get married and away from her parents. My father agreed that this was a good idea. Her parents didn't think that it was. She was only 16 at the time. She got pregnant with me. Then her parents thought that it was a good idea for them to marry.
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Thu Sep-16-04 03:41 PM
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11. On Hallowe'en. Seriously. |
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Mom tells me that the little trick-or-treaters back in Harrisburg, Pa. (Mom and Dad moved back to Baltimore before the birth) came away disappointed that night. :evilgrin:
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Thu Sep-16-04 03:46 PM
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12. Ah, err, vaginal deposition of haploid complement of |
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my genetic inheritance, I believe.
Then again, it could have been those blessed watermelon seeds....well, no watermelon was out of season 9 months before August 19th!
So I am guessing that it was a _very_ good night of Christmas shopping that brought it all about.
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Thu Sep-16-04 03:48 PM
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14. You see, when a man and woman love each other... |
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or feel horny, they engage in what is called "sexual intercourse". This process helps a female get pregnant by allowing the sperm from the man to fertilize the egg inside the female.
:D :evilgrin:
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Thu Sep-16-04 03:55 PM
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15. I was squeezed out of a mop at a 25-cent video-booth arcade. |
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Thu Sep-16-04 04:12 PM
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17. That's a good poll option, but my edit time has expired |
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Thu Sep-16-04 04:11 PM
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I wasn't there. But I look an awful lot like our old milkman.... :wtf:
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Thu Sep-16-04 04:24 PM
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19. If it had said Peppermint Schnapps, you'd be correct. |
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Edited on Thu Sep-16-04 04:27 PM by YellowRubberDuckie
Schnapps, a case of Coors, and fertility drugs. A winning combination. And I'm lucky to be alive because of all the beer and smoke I had in my body when I was in the womb. Duckie
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Fri Sep-17-04 10:35 AM
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My Mother and Father in the back seat of my future adopted Mom's 1956 Plymouth... We always joke that she was there in spirit :)
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