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Wed Sep-22-04 05:30 PM
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Post your favorite or original haikus! Issa A giant firefly: that way, this way, that way, this - and it passes by. from: http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/#hashin
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Wed Sep-22-04 05:31 PM
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I sound the alarm! Mailman comes to kill us all! Bark bark bark bark bark!
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Wed Sep-22-04 05:36 PM
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Wed Sep-22-04 05:34 PM
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Bush really sucks ass That is how I really know he'll lose the election
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Wed Sep-22-04 05:34 PM
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3. My best friend wrote this |
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He walked in the bathroom at his work and saw a guy pissing at the urinal with his head against the bathroom wall.
there in the bathroom pissing resting head on wall another Bush vote
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Wed Sep-22-04 05:34 PM
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George W Bush Goofy grin, relys on spin Nothing in his head
I just wrote this, what's the verdict?
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Wed Sep-22-04 05:41 PM
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Wed Sep-22-04 05:55 PM
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Haiku are my favorite type of poem. Back in high school, I used to write haiku on homework telling the teacher that the homework sucked. Luckily, they appreciated my poems enough not to take it out of my grade. :)
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Wed Sep-22-04 06:46 PM
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18. Heh heh...that's funny! |
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Sounds like you had good teachers.
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Wed Sep-22-04 06:53 PM
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I've always liked poetry though. My junior year English teacher really got me into Haiku. I'm still grateful to her. My economics teacher during senior year loved them. But if anyone would, it would be him. He allowed all the students to call him 'Smitty' instead of Mr. Smith.
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Wed Sep-22-04 10:39 PM
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25. Frickin' bee-yoodiful |
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Said it all in three lines.
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Wed Sep-22-04 05:36 PM
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leaves falling changing color the smell of fires comforts
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Wed Sep-22-04 05:37 PM
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God I'm tired tonight Up all night from stress at work I'm going to sleep now.
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Wed Sep-22-04 05:38 PM
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O Sweet Vicodin! Oxycontin from a maid Rush Limbaugh's true loves
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Wed Sep-22-04 05:38 PM
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Bartender, gimme 'nother goddamn martini... pants gone next morning.
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Wed Sep-22-04 05:43 PM
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11. Cat Haiku...a couple of faves |
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In deep sleep hear sound Cat vomit hairball somewhere. Will find in morning.
You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt.
We're almost equals I purr to show I love you Want to smell my butt?
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Wed Sep-22-04 05:44 PM
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I spit on my comb Slurpy drool, real hygenic Saliva, my charm.
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Wed Sep-22-04 05:51 PM
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What will I tell them when they ask me to explain? Say, "Go f*ck yourself..."
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Wed Sep-22-04 05:54 PM
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14. Some Bushy Haiku I found... |
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From http://www.democrats.org/blog/display/00010163.htmlPreppy cheerleader Pretends to be working man But nothing's working. I pledge allegiance to the United States of Halliburton, Inc.
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Wed Sep-22-04 06:00 PM
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16. Environmental Politics Haiku... |
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Knarled, twisted, sick A tiny bush in white house Brings blight over Earth
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Wed Sep-22-04 06:14 PM
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By the dusty path A soldier writes a haiku Does anyone care?
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Wed Sep-22-04 10:57 PM
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Edited on Wed Sep-22-04 10:57 PM by Briarius
here's my attempt:
still packing up will it ever be finished? tomorrow we move
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Wed Sep-22-04 11:06 PM
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We are such slackers Sitting playing on DU Movers will hate us!
:)
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Wed Sep-22-04 11:09 PM
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Both of you Funnier than snot Makes my butt heave
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Wed Sep-22-04 07:03 PM
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Edited on Wed Sep-22-04 07:05 PM by shylock1579
Economy woes Looking for a new job sucks Want some fries with that
Tax cuts add to debt Wow, thanks, a couple hundred Yeah, that'll save me
Terrorists abroad Take heed, we will come get you And now, watch this drive
Bush believes in God Like militants in Islam God chooses no side
Great choice, that Iraq Who wants world peace, anyway My car craves cheap gas
Just my first attempts Tried to be original Sorry if I'm not
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Wed Sep-22-04 07:50 PM
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21. Ode to Hannity and Colmes |
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Ode to Hannity and Colmes, Haiku style
Sean spews stale hot air Alan lets him does not care Bias yes on Fox
That's probably a horrible Haiku.
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Wed Sep-22-04 10:06 PM
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I don't like George Bush He is an evil fucktard He can go to hell
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Wed Sep-22-04 10:14 PM
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23. a motley group of haiku |
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Condi Rice may say She is a single woman Only for the Chimpster...
Colin Powell a man Tortured by his principles Obeys the Royal Chimp.
Kerry and Edwards You need a set of two Johns To flush DC's crap!
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Wed Sep-22-04 10:37 PM
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24. My Mother just got back from Burning Man... |
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If you don't know what it is... take 25,000 people, put them in the middle of a desert with two porta pottys for a week, and well, there ya go... Anyway, this Haiku is thanks to Betsy and is taken out of PissClear, the "official" newspaper of Burning Man...
Port-a-potty line Hot sun, the queue barely moves Yeah, I pee myself
I dunno why but I just cracked up when I read that...
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Wed Sep-22-04 11:01 PM
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27. adventures in modern politicking |
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Ape-man licks lips Crowned chimp falls off throne National shame
Israel, U.S. U.K., ally to form a New World Odor
A great Chimpire rose Middle East, 3rd World, Asia, arms merchants, PNAC!
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