I've never been to the U.S, should I be allowed to enter?

[Darth_Kitten]

I have a french surname, and look french. :)

[Jack_Dawson]

1. We don't like your kind round here

Signed,

Freedom Fry-loving morons of the U.S.A.

[hlthe2b]

2. Why would you want to.......?

Ooohhh, now I'm going to be pegged as unpatriotic..... Nontheless, I can't imagine most would want to until after Kerry's inauguration.

[mark414]

3. stay out frenchie!

why don't you go eat some cheese and surrender!

you'd be speakin nazi if it weren't for us!

we fought for freedom so we wouldn't have to listen to your kind! our statue of liberty is a great symbol of that freedom!


what's that? you guys helped us win the revolution?....and you gave us the statue of liberty?....

oh....

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Sure, row right over. I live across the river.

:hi:

[Dogmudgeon]

5. Oui, mais bien sûr!

But tell me, how does one "look French"?

--bkl
Not French, but half-Irish-American should be close enough.

[Darth_Kitten]

11. I dunno...I look mighty cute in a beret.......

:hi:

[Dogmudgeon]

14. Cute in a beret ... French Basque?

Zu zara Euskaldun iparraldako?

Y'know, the Basques just about invented the Beret. They call it a txapela (tx=tch).

I'm sure you look quite cute in a beret. And if you post a photo here of you wearing a beret, you will find out exactly how cute you are -- just count the posts!

Just to warn you, though, Mr. Ashcroft might not approve.

--bkl

[donco6]

6. Only if I can trade places.

The further south you go, the more insane we get.

[FarLeftRage]

7. I had an easier time getting into Canada

than coming back into the U.S.

I was returning from Toronto last month and the U.S. customs gave me such a big hassle.

I am an Italian-American, who looks very middle-eastern...

So, I would think that you'd have an easier time than I.

[KG]

8. yes.

[newscaster]

9. Anyone with the name Darth

is obviously a member of that elite group in the Hannity website where all the members call themselves Darth this and Darth that.
In view of the fact that I was banned from the Hannity site without so much as an explanation, all I can say is....

Those who play the game of Darths, usually get stuck in the end.


I suggest you stay home.

[Merrick]

10. I don't like people from France. In fact, I don't like anyone from Africa.

Go eat your dog with some chop sticks, you yellow bastard.

USA! USA! USA!

[MrScorpio]

12. Veuillez venir en Amérique.

Cet endroit a besoin d'une certaine classe.

[Darth_Kitten]

13. merci.......

:shrug: ;)