For the man in your life - HUMMER(tm) cologne

[flamingyouth]

I was just in Sephora getting some treats for a pregnant friend of mine, and I witnessed what had to have been one of the weirdest sales presentations ever. The sales rep was giving the store staff one of those endless and ghastly product trainings that all of us who've worked in retail have endured. I don't know if she'd had eight pots of coffee today or what, but she was so enthusiastic about HUMMER cologne, I was concerned for her sanity.

I took home two free samples of it and was surprised that it doesn't smell like premium unleaded. I love the description from the Sephora website.

A vehicle so extreme in its power, so incomparable in its appearance, that it defies any attempt to place it in a traditional category. Simply stated, HUMMER(tm) gives new meaning to the word invincible.

In keeping with its famous heritage, HUMMER(tm)Fragrance For Men is masculine with rugged and adventurous attributes. This classic yet bold new fragrance for men embodies all that HUMMER(tm)is.

Hummer

The Hummer adventure begins with a fresh and exhilarating burst of freshness comprised of green foliage (ironic), cardamom, thyme, and peppercorns that capture the essence of the outdoors. These lively notes are then melded with a warm, rugged, masculine, adrenaline rush of leather, patchouli, amber, and sandalwood. The smooth richness of tonka bean act as the "axle" that links and balances the fresh and warm notes, creating an olfactory sensation that can only be Hummer(tm).

Notes:
Peppercorns, Cardamom, Thyme, Green Foliage, Tonka Bean, Leather, Patchouli, Amber, Sandalwood .
Style:
Fresh. Warm. Masculine.

http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P75832

[ThomCat]

1. If you wear it do you get one?

:evilgrin:

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[Chovexani]

2. ...

:wtf:

[eyesroll]

3. Note to all men everywhere:

You're only allowed one hummer. There's cologne. There's the car. There's something else.
Pick wisely.

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. This Sweetest Day, give the man in your life a hummer.

[no name no slogan]

5. mmmmmm...............HUMMER

What man DOESN'T want to smell like a six-ton piece of machinery? Especially after it's been out in the field for a while, and is caked with mud and the entrails of slain enemies?

mmmmmm..........HUMMER.

[tjdee]

6. Does it smell nice though??

The idea is stupid, but how does it smell, anyway?

Ah, my sweet Adrien Brody. He drives a Hummer. :(

[flamingyouth]

7. It actually wasn't horrid

My expectations were quite low, however. ;)

[cheezus]

8. perfume that goes on your nuts?

what a country!

[soothsayer]

9. Any man who smells like a hummer is....

well, you know.

[UpsideDownFlag]

10. i like hummers. i've been ahead of that curve for a while. nt

[kokomo]

11. Is Monica Lewinsky doing their commercials???

She is already into bags!
http://www.canoe.ca/LifewiseMirrorsFriday00/0407_monica.html

[flamingyouth]

14. "I think people relate to me," she said.

:D

[Fenris]

12. Honey, could you pick me up some?

I need to smell like a car.

[flamingyouth]

13. Your free sample is on its way, love

Imagine how we'll laugh about this in 10 years.

[Fenris]

15. 10? I say five!

:7

[flamingyouth]

16. Actually, we're laughing now, aren't we?

;)

[Duncan Grant]

17. Avoid the x-mas rush: Get your Hummer at Sephora today!

LOL! How did you ever keep a straight face through the presentation? Too funny!

[flamingyouth]

18. I'm a master of the straight face

I just keep thinking, "Oh, how I'm going to mock this later..." :evilgrin:

[mark414]

19. someone needs to die

for this abomination

[Gothic Sponge]

20. Nothing better than the smell of tiny penis.

The Hummer wins passive aggressive car of the year!