SmileyBoy
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Fri Sep-24-04 12:37 AM
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What's your favourite quote of all time from Chappelle's Show??? |
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Edited on Fri Sep-24-04 12:38 AM by northwest
"Man, I know where his shirt came from. And it sure as hell wasn't from the men's department."
-Charlie Murphy, regarding Prince
"Yeah, I killed 'em!! AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!"
-Dave playing Samuel L. Jackson
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Fri Sep-24-04 12:39 AM
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1. thats like asking who the all time hottest girl is but |
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I loved "Are you an angel" "No, I am just a crazy nigger who loves titties" It's a Wonderful Chest moved me.
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SmileyBoy
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Fri Sep-24-04 12:40 AM
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2. About that one ribs commercial: |
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Edited on Fri Sep-24-04 12:41 AM by northwest
"Side effects may include drowsiness, cramps, excessive gas, doo-doo smells worse, and mud butt."
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Fri Sep-24-04 12:42 AM
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I loved O'Dweeds. "Hey whats that you got" "Oh mon it's O'Dweeds mon"
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Fri Sep-24-04 12:44 AM
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5. My favourite all-time character from that show: |
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Ashy Larry from "The World Series of Dice".
"Man, put some damn lotion on!!"
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Fri Sep-24-04 12:41 AM
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3. "Is Wayne Brady Gonna Have To Choke a Bitch?" |
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I was on the floor when i heard that. :)
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Fri Sep-24-04 12:48 AM
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6. That has to be mine too |
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Fri Sep-24-04 09:41 AM
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although most of the show is brilliant!
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Fri Sep-24-04 12:51 AM
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7. "Wash y' ass and then we'll watch Martin Lawrence." |
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also
"Mars, Bitches!"
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"Two guys at a barbeque: 'I Like you'. 'I like you too, dawg'. That shit is gross."
"But Mister President-"
"That shit is gross!"
I loves Black Bush.
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Fri Sep-24-04 02:04 AM
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8. could it be..."cocaine is a helluva' drug?" |
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Fri Sep-24-04 02:16 AM
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9. yeah... that's certainly one of my faves. |
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I think he's the funniest guy on TV.
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Fri Sep-24-04 04:03 AM
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10. "Fuck yo couch, nigga! FUCK...YO...COUCH!!" NT |
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Fri Sep-24-04 04:09 AM
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Not a quote, but my favorite character!
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Sat Sep-25-04 06:46 AM
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23. How does GWB know that Saddam Hussein has WMD's? |
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Negrodamas: Because he has the receipt
I love Negrodamus too.
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Sat Sep-25-04 07:51 AM
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Fri Sep-24-04 04:28 AM
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12. "Yo Chuck...suck my nuts!" |
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Tron has to be my favorite of Chappelle's characters.
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Fri Sep-24-04 06:15 AM
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...she wears underwear with dickholes in 'em."
Silky Johnson Player Hater's Ball sketch
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Sat Sep-25-04 03:38 AM
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"She looks like she wears underwear with dickholes in 'em" ---- Ann Coulter!!!
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Fri Sep-24-04 06:29 AM
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"And that children, is the first time I sucked a dick for crack!"
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Fri Sep-24-04 07:28 AM
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15. It's gotta be the "Frontline" black white supremacist sketch. |
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"When asked why he was divorcing his wife, Bigsby replied 'because she's a nigger lover.'"
I very nearly shat myself.
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Fri Sep-24-04 09:30 AM
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when tron holds up that sign
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Fri Sep-24-04 09:34 AM
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17. Cocaine is a helluva drug....eom |
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Fri Sep-24-04 09:59 AM
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19. "Beat my dick like it owes me money" |
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Charlie Murphy sang this as a puppet in a skit where puppets sang songs about real problems (STDs, drug addiction). I believe Charlie's song was "And that's why I say FUCK it!" Nearly wet myself.
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Sat Sep-25-04 02:35 AM
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"This is how I'm livin'...fo' the citayyyy!" always makes me laugh.
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Sat Sep-25-04 03:21 AM
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21. The best line from that sketch: |
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"My daddy says that if you work hard and believe in yourself, you can accomplish anything."
"Your daddy is full of shit."
LOL!!!
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Sat Sep-25-04 07:36 AM
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24. I'm Rick JAMES, Bitch!! |
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Sat Sep-25-04 07:53 AM
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26. Two examples (put in message as they're racy) |
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'And that's the first time I sucked dick to get crack!'
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Any quote Chappelle said in his hilarious 'Black white supremacist' skit.
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Sat Sep-25-04 09:05 AM
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27. "It's called crack, and it's great!" |
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