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Mon Sep-08-03 09:26 PM
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125 Things Never to Say During Sex (adults only) |
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Mon Sep-08-03 09:31 PM
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1. #126: "intercourse is inherently invasive" |
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Edited on Mon Sep-08-03 09:32 PM by unblock
courtesy of the ex-mrs. unblock.
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Mon Sep-08-03 09:46 PM
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5. And after sex, don't say: |
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"I especially liked the part when you woke up."
(courtesy of Playboy Mag,. many years ago)
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Tue Sep-09-03 11:19 AM
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Mon Sep-08-03 09:35 PM
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2. wait, what's wrong with "i like your tits"? |
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ok, maybe there's a better word for them, like "breasts", perhaps.
but i've never known a woman who didn't like being complimented on that part of her body (or any other part, for that matter), just so long as it's coming from someone she's intimate with.
or would "me likey likey" be better? :evilgrin:
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Mon Sep-08-03 09:59 PM
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6. You have to say it with feeling |
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Try yelling out "Bouncy, bouncy bouncy!"
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Mon Sep-08-03 09:38 PM
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3. your twin sister got that mole removed |
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you should think about it!
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Mon Sep-08-03 09:43 PM
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4. "Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?" |
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I heard this was the phrase grunted in the heat of passion somewhere in Virginia. The alleged proper response was "You are - Sir!"
Ugh.
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Mon Sep-08-03 10:02 PM
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7. More things not to say during sex |
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"But everybody looks funny nekkid" "Smile! You're on candid camera!" "C'mon, a little rugburn never hurt anybody" "...so the Giants are on at 4, then the Raiders are on at 8..." "Do you accept visa?" "... to think that I was really trying to pick up your friend" "That leak better be from the waterbed" "No, really, I do this part better myself" "Did I tell you my aunt Margaret died in this bed?" "Did I tell you my mother was convceived in this bed?" "Is that you or is your mattress stuffed with rotten potatos?" "At least you're not inflatable" "What tampon?" "Have you ever considered liposuction?" "Have you seen 'fatal attraction?'" "Sorry about the nametags, I'm just not good with names" "Try not to smear my makeup, okay?" (From a gal) "Try not to smear my makeup, okay?" (From a guy)
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Mon Sep-08-03 10:23 PM
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Believe me this is a TOTAL turnoff when you've screamed and left claw marks on the guy's back.
And even more when you didn't!
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Tue Sep-09-03 11:39 AM
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10. Got to agree with you there, Judy |
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I mean,do I have to stand on my head or something? Sometimes I think it's very obvious that I had an orgasm and the guy is just ...so? What happenend?
:shrug:
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Tue Sep-09-03 11:45 AM
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11. God, I couldn't agree more! |
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Tue Sep-09-03 12:11 PM
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I always give a woman a little bell that I swiped from a local hotel guest lobby.
Just ring it whenever you climax, honey, so I know when to roll over.
:evilgrin:
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Tue Sep-09-03 12:58 PM
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Listen young'un, it's no wonder you post your dating travails here in a regular basis! :P
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Tue Sep-09-03 12:16 PM
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Tue Sep-09-03 01:03 PM
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"Have you ever heard of Kegel exercizes?" :shrug:
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