The Hokey-Pokey of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"And another overlooked dance was the Hokey-Pokey where you stuck out your feet and stuff, like shaking them, and then there was the Wet Dog and the Wounded Snake where first you'd get all naked and stuff . . . but I think those were the dances that we made up ourselves . . . at the fraternity . . . Wow, those were the days!"

[Screaming Lord Bob]

1. 1-2-3... God bless murika....

land that I own!

[Paradise]

2. la la la the sun will come out tomorrow la la la n/t

[skip fox]

3. "Haul ass . . . through the tulips . . ." etc. to the tune of Tiny Tim's

wretched hit.

[skip fox]

4. "Hey, I'm going to auction off these two broads! Make some money for

my campaign. If you win on one, she's gotta do anything you want for twenty-four hours, but no funny business. No clown noses or stink bombs and stuff. (Remember, we're the party of personal responsibility.) But after that, anything goes. Wow!"

[Crankie Avalon]

5. "Tadaaaaaaah...

...my jaw went slack, again!"