MikeG
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Tue Sep-28-04 05:23 PM
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I Just Farted And Blamed It On God. |
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Tue Sep-28-04 05:24 PM
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1. Should I nominate this for the home page? |
drumwolf
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Tue Sep-28-04 05:26 PM
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2. But of course. That's what you should do. |
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After all, God and Jesus are all about farting, as well as burping and scratching yourself while watching college football and drinking beer and collecting guns and keeping the women, fags, and towelheads in their place. That's what the Republicans all tell me. I know all this, that's why I'm in the 700 Club right now.
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MikeG
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Tue Sep-28-04 05:40 PM
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3. And Jesus ALWAYS helps Kurt Warner win. |
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Tue Sep-28-04 05:46 PM
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4. Your wife and dog know better. |
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Tue Sep-28-04 05:52 PM
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5. this must be why Voltaire said if there weren't a God it would be |
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Edited on Tue Sep-28-04 05:53 PM by mahayasmellbad
necessary to invent Him
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